# WAY more than you wanted to know about Rudy Giuliani **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 15, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095 "2023-05-15T21:07:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/121 "2023-07-26T17:30:38Z")
> [@Max\_S](#): > > I think - I haven’t read the actual filings - Giuliani’s strategy here is to allege that the election workers were public figures. (Which is a pretty lame argument IMO.) Of course they are! Am I the only one who collects Georgian Election Worker Trading Cards, and subscribes to Georgia Election Worker Monthly? (The gossip column is particularly juicy.) ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/122 "2023-07-26T18:33:00Z")
Giuliani: They’re famous all around Right Wing message boards for stealing the election and members of the public are sending them death threats, how can you argue they aren’t public figures? ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/123 "2023-08-02T23:58:14Z")
Lordy, there are tapes. And rudy is a sick little fuck. > **[‘Come Here, Big Tits’: Rudy Giuliani’s Sex Abuse Accuser Has the Tapes](https://www.thedailybeast.com/come-here-big-tits-rudy-giulianis-sex-abuse-accuser-noelle-dunphy-has-the-tapes)** > > “Your tits belong to me. Give them to me,” the former mayor told Noelle Dunphy, according to transcripts filed in court by Dunphy’s lawyers. ---
**Author:** ![Flopnoodle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@Flopnoodle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flopnoodle)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/124 "2023-08-03T00:24:50Z")
Ugh At least i didn’t make the mistake of actually clicking though to read that… I whole-heartedly endorse the OP’s title! ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/125 "2023-08-03T01:26:06Z")
Rudy gives a biology lesson. DeSantis adopts his curriculum [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/xhOGRgd.png "Imgur: The magic of the Internet") ](https://imgur.com/xhOGRgd) ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/126 "2023-08-03T14:36:15Z")
What a disgusting pig. I wonder what Trumps thinks of Rudy’s opinion that penis size is related to use? How long before he starts bragging about how often he has sex and with how many different women? I’m not sure what offends me most, the smart women aren’t attractive comments, the claims that he wants to own her or the just get over Passover already because parting the Red Sea isn’t anything special because itt happens all the time thing? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/127 "2023-08-03T15:10:38Z")
> [@psychobunny](#): > > What a disgusting pig. Exactly what I thought. And the most bizarre thing is that he thinks that Jewish people don’t have sex in marriage, while Italians have it all the time. What’s the religion that only allows sex for procreation again? (that’s besides the fact that his theory about penises growing with the frequency of sex is not exactly scientifically sound) ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/128 "2023-08-03T15:14:43Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > (that’s besides the fact that his theory about penises growing with the frequency of sex is not exactly scientifically sound) I thought he was talking about natural selection or something. Crazy regardless. And what does he know about the penis size of Jewish people anyway? I’ll stack my Jewish penis against his Italian penis any day of the week. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/129 "2023-08-03T15:16:18Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > he thinks that Jewish people don’t have sex in marriage Where do baby Jewish people come from? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/130 "2023-08-03T15:16:26Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > And what does he know about the penis size of Jewish people anyway? I’ll stack my Jewish penis against his Italian penis any day of the week. Maybe he misunderstands circumcision and thinks that a part of the penis is hacked off? Wouldn’t put it past him. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/131 "2023-08-03T15:18:02Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I’ll stack my Jewish penis against his Italian penis any day of the week. I mean, whatever you consenting adults want to do, but dude, TMI. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/132 "2023-08-03T15:18:40Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Maybe he misunderstands circumcision and thinks that a part of the penis is hacked off? Wouldn’t put it past him. Kinda Lamarckian but that’s the least of his sins. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/133 "2023-08-03T15:19:37Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I’ll stack my Jewish penis against his Italian penis any day of the week. > [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > whatever you consenting adults want to do, but dude, TMI Phrasing, dear chap, phrasing! (“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”) ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/134 "2023-08-03T15:28:43Z")
[Fear not, Gentle Dopers. We’re warming up the Space Lasers as we speak. Now, if we could only get Giuliani to stop sweating and sit still for five minutes …] ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/135 "2023-08-03T15:31:58Z")
> [@psychobunny](#): > > I’m not sure what offends me most… For me, it was the slight against Matt Damon > [@](#): > > Matt Damon is a — Matt Damon is a fag. Matt Damon is also 5’2, eyes are blue. Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo. Matt Damon is 5’10”. > **[Rudy Giuliani calls Matt Damon a slur in audio transcript: ‘Coochie-coo’](https://nypost.com/2023/08/03/rudy-giuliani-calls-matt-damon-a-slur-in-audio-transcript-coochie-coo/amp/)** > > The resurfaced sound bite came as the former New York Mayor stood in a Manhattan court, accused by his ex-assistant of demanding sexual favors and creating a “toxic” work environment. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/136 "2023-08-03T15:39:55Z")
And my Goyim Squad\* colleagues and I are ready if you still don’t have him targeted by sundown Friday. \* Thought I had an image of the badge available for upload, but apparently not. Oy. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/137 "2023-08-03T16:15:07Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I’ll stack my Jewish penis against his Italian penis any day of the week. Worst OnlyFans page ever. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/138 "2023-08-03T16:33:50Z")
– and on this day, ParallelLines realized that there just isn’t enough brain bleach in the world for some images – ---
**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/139 "2023-08-03T16:39:41Z")
The sad question is: is anyone really surprised? I’m sure 90%+ of conservatives would high five Guliani for these comments ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/140 "2023-08-03T16:53:54Z")
> [@Chingon](#): > > The sad question is: is anyone really surprised? It confirms my worst suspicions from the scene he was in in Borat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095.md?page=8)