# WAY more than you wanted to know about Rudy Giuliani **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 15, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095 "2023-05-15T21:07:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/141 "2023-08-03T18:04:01Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > And what does he know about the penis size of Jewish people anyway? I’ll stack my Jewish penis against his Italian penis any day of the week. One of my favorite comments on this story was: _I’m Jewish. I’d unzip and prove him wrong right now but the floor is dirty._ ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/142 "2023-08-03T18:47:46Z")
And I have a large number of friends who’ve said their best lover ever was Jewish. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/143 "2023-08-03T18:51:24Z")
I enjoyed the years that I spent in Southern California immensely. Ahem. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/144 "2023-08-03T18:53:33Z")
😀 😀 😀 ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/145 "2023-08-03T18:57:35Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > And I have a large number of friends who’ve said their best lover ever was Jewish. Once you’ve had kosher meat, there’s no going back. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/146 "2023-08-03T18:58:12Z")
Ron Jeremy is Jewish. That’s all anyone needs to know about the subject, ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/147 "2023-08-03T19:06:32Z")
Ghouliani vs the Average Jewish Male [![](https://preview.redd.it/155eqszlivu51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ee3dc571c4a163699815e1111c49fe4a21a57660) ](https://preview.redd.it/155eqszlivu51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ee3dc571c4a163699815e1111c49fe4a21a57660) There. Let’s use this comparison while I replace my supplies of Brain Bleach. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/148 "2023-08-03T19:07:44Z")
Some of the tapes are new, but the part about natural selection is old news. > **[Rudy Giuliani made antisemitic remarks about Jews’ genitalia, mocked...](https://forward.com/fast-forward/547096/rudy-giuliani-antisemitic-remarks-jews-genitalia-mocked-freaking-passover-lawsuit/)** > > ‘Get over the Passover. It was like 3,000 years ago. The Red Sea parted, big deal,’ Guiliani said, according to former associate ~Max ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/149 "2023-08-03T19:17:42Z")
He’s referring to a long-standing but totally baseless stereotype/joke that Jewish women are uptight and don’t like to fuck. Where this perception comes from, I honestly have NO idea, and I also can’t think of any other group that has a similar reputation. Even other religions that are seemingly more strict and sexually repressed than Judaism are acknowledged to encourage as much procreation as possible (within a marriage) and I don’t hear the same jokes. He’s making an allusion to the “huge Italian familys/ lots of sex” stereotype which I DO think is somewhat of a justified stereotype. Catholicism discourages birth control whereas Judaism doesn’t. Some stereotypes have a kernel of reality, but this one as far as I can tell is utterly unfounded and again I have no idea how it even got started. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/150 "2023-08-03T19:31:56Z")
> [@Max\_S](#): > > [Lawsuit: Giuliani mocked Passover, Jewish genitalia – The Forward](https://forward.com/fast-forward/547096/rudy-giuliani-antisemitic-remarks-jews-genitalia-mocked-freaking-passover-lawsuit/) “Hey, you don’t part the Red Sea with some gizmo from Korvette’s. It takes power.” - from _God_ by Woody Allen (Hey , if we’re going to be dealing with morally-questioned New York icons…) ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/151 "2023-08-03T19:38:46Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > Lordy, there are tapes. > > And rudy is a sick little fuck… > > [‘Come Here, Big Tits’: Rudy Giuliani’s Sex Abuse Accuser Noelle Dunphy Has the Tapes](https://www.thedailybeast.com/come-here-big-tits-rudy-giulianis-sex-abuse-accuser-noelle-dunphy-has-the-tapes) He would have gotten away with it if he had said “All your tits are belong to us.” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/152 "2023-08-03T19:47:03Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > Once you’ve had kosher meat, there’s no going back. That’s no good unless it rhymes! ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/153 "2023-08-03T19:53:42Z")
Kosher meat, can’t be beat. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/154 "2023-08-03T19:54:15Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > > [@Akaj](#): > > > > Once you’ve had kosher meat, there’s no going back. > > That’s no good unless it rhymes! Once you’ve had kosher meat, _treyfe_ won’t taste as sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/155 "2023-08-03T19:55:16Z")
Yes, it can, sayeth Onan. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/156 "2023-08-03T20:01:56Z")
Onan, the Jewish Barbarian. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/157 "2023-08-03T20:13:20Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Where do baby Jewish people come from? Maybe Rudy’s thinking “Immaculate Conception” alway applies? He’s really gone round the bend. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeysBrother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ab097/32.png) [@MonkeysBrother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeysBrother)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/158 "2023-08-03T22:33:44Z")
Ex-Catholic here. Quick nitpick: I think the phrase you’re looking for is “Virgin Birth.” Immaculate Conception is something else, Mary born without Original Sin. OK, back to Rudy TMI. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/159 "2023-08-04T01:17:37Z")
But wouldn’t Mary’s mother have to have undergone her own Immaculate Conception, so Mary could be utterly pure, untainted by sin? ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-more-than-you-wanted-to-know-about-rudy-giuliani/984095/160 "2023-08-04T01:20:59Z")
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