# Way TMI: Excrement Fetishists -- dear lord why?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 2, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045 "2002-06-02T22:23:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/1 "2002-06-02T22:23:06Z")

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I understand that some people have done the kama sutra forwards and backwards, in moving vehicles, and under the dinner table during Christmas dinner, and shall I say, find the need to broaden their sexual horizons. But what in the name of all that is good and decent could be sexually arousing about piss and shit? IANAS (sicko), but even the more deviant and illegal sexual practices like bestiality, necrophilia, and pedophilism seem somewhat comprehensible to me; repulsive to the point of nausea, but comprehensible. But excrement fetishists? I am at a loss as to what is going through these people’s heads (other than some else’s poop). Is there even an explanation beyond some people are crazier than a shit-house rat? I apologize for even bringing this up, something tells me this thread will drop like a rock, and maybe its for the best, perhaps somethings are best left unknown.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/2 "2002-06-02T23:04:15Z")

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I think it’s just one way to violate taboos in the extrreme.

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**Author:** ![Com2Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Com2Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Com2Kid)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/3 "2002-06-02T23:32:15Z")

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Hmm? You think that is the worst mankind has come up with?

Beh, wimp.

You haven’t been on the net long enough (or at least haven’t stumbled around aimlessly on it enough!)

Can somebody send this guy on over to the a.t archives pronto? 🙂

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/4 "2002-06-02T23:48:16Z")

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On one hand, I used to just say “Hey, live and let live- if it’s not causing anyone unwanted injury, far be it for me to judge”.

Then I saw a scat scene. Dear God, I’m going to have to go with:  
"people are crazier than a shit-house rat ". And by the way, the film I saw involved shitting into the persons mouth, not just on them. Holy God, I could have gone my whole life without seeing that and been just fine. Yikes.  
I guess it’s an uber humiliation factor for them.

Zette

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/5 "2002-06-03T01:33:53Z")

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Oh my gosh. Feces is so unsanitary. I mean, we all know this, but it is hard sometimes to realize how mind-bogglingly unsanitary it is. So wickedly revoltingly unsanitary, and mind-bogglingly unhealthy to (gasp!) have in your mouth! I mean, I work in the health care field, and I have to deal with shit. I’ve seen it all. And to think that anyone wants to _eat_ it?

I’ll second Zette’s “crazier than a shit-house rat”.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/6 "2002-06-03T03:23:34Z")

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Why don’t you ask Chuck Berry?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/7 "2002-06-03T03:27:12Z")

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I think that I’ll just move this little gem to the BBQ Pit.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/8 "2002-06-03T03:43:23Z")

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These nut-nuts probably fucked the shit-house rat.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/9 "2002-06-03T05:01:27Z")

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Heh… let me tell you about a funny little practice called “munging”. It makes scat-eating seem as wholesome as the Missionary Position…

😃

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**Author:** ![runforrestrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@runforrestrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runforrestrun)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/10 "2002-06-03T05:07:24Z")

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I dont know about you, but I think they’re a bunch of shit heads.

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**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/11 "2002-06-03T05:16:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \*  
> \*\*Heh… let me tell you about a funny little practice called “munging”. It makes scat-eating seem as wholesome as the Missionary Position…
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> 😃 \*\*

Why, why, _ **why** _ am I asking?? Something _worse_ than scat? Dear Lord …

I can’t believe I’m doing this, but please - enlighten me? Please don’t tell me munging is the same practice in which someone might become a ‘meat puppet.’  
-(very) Dirty

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/12 "2002-06-03T05:22:33Z")

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Maybe the people who have this fetish simply like to recycle?

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/13 "2002-06-03T05:39:42Z")

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I wanna know what and where I can find the a.t. archives, because I am a glutton for punishment.

And I guess you missed [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84923&highlight=vomit+stoid+japanese)

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/14 "2002-06-03T06:00:30Z")

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I don’t get the poo thing either.

They way my luck goes, I’ll meet a wonderful man, we’ll fall deeply in love and then he’ll say “Honey, I was wondering if you would eat my poo?”

\<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/15 "2002-06-03T06:01:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I can’t believe I’m doing this, but please - enlighten me? Please don’t tell me munging is the same practice in which someone might become a ‘meat puppet.’

Nope. Munging is a cross between necrophelia and cannibalism (Note: If that little phrase disgusted you, stop now). It involves two people and a (female) corpse… Guy #1 positions himself face-first in the corpse’s crotch, Guy #2 positions himself above the corpse’s chest. When all’s set, Guy #2 drops down, squeezing the rotted guts out through the crotch, where Guy #1 eats to his heart’s delight.

Just don’t forget a breath mint.

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**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/16 "2002-06-03T06:07:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \*  
> \*\*  
> Nope. Munging is a cross between necrophelia and cannibalism (Note: If that little phrase disgusted you, stop now). It involves two people and a (female) corpse… Guy #1 positions himself face-first in the corpse’s crotch, Guy #2 positions himself above the corpse’s chest. When all’s set, Guy #2 drops down, squeezing the rotted guts out through the crotch, where Guy #1 eats to his heart’s delight.
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> Just don’t forget a breath mint. \*\*

Are you serious? :eek:

I write horror, and I write erotica, but I am a lot more sheltered than I realized.

Sheri

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/17 "2002-06-03T07:56:57Z")

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munging is such an urban legend its stupid that anyone EVER bought it let alone passed it on.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/18 "2002-06-03T11:25:47Z")

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The human race is doomed…

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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/19 "2002-06-03T15:36:28Z")

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**Critical1** , it didn’t turn up on snopes. Couldn’t find anything definitive on google either. I just know black flags with my IP are flashing on John Ashcroft’s screen right now.

Sexual cannibalism? Now I have heard it all. This has to be the end all, be all in sexual deviancy. If anyone mentions anything worse I’m officially turning in my human being membership card.

I feel dirty, oh so very dirty.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/20 "2002-06-03T16:00:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \*  
> **The way my luck goes, I’ll meet a wonderful man, we’ll fall deeply in love and then he’ll say "Honey, I was wondering if you would eat my poo?"**

And due to the INCREDIBLY badly-timed ear infection you had had JUST the week before, you thought he said, "Honey, I was wondering if you would eat my [Poi](http://www.thepoicompany.com/whatispoi1.html), to which you would reply, " Of course darling- how silly of me. It’s JUST what I needed to knock off that pesky infection !!! "

True love prevails. 😃 😃 😃 😃

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