# Way TMI: Excrement Fetishists -- dear lord why? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 2, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045 "2002-06-02T22:23:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/21 "2002-06-03T16:45:51Z")
What is a “meat puppet”? Am I going to hate myself for asking? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/22 "2002-06-03T16:55:19Z")
If these people exist, I wish they’d gome over and eat the dog shit outta my yard. They probably should be forewarned though that I’m going to point at them and laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/23 "2002-06-03T19:44:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\*I guess it’s an uber humiliation factor for them. > > Zette \*\* It sure looks humiliating, but afterwards, they have a big shit-eating-grin on their face. **SPOOFE** , you owe me a new brain. I have to get rid of this one now. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/24 "2002-06-03T21:01:05Z")
I am soooo sorry I opened **Stoid** ’s previous thread/link. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/25 "2002-06-03T22:10:01Z")
Stan Marsh said it best, “Dude! Sick! What the hell is wrong with German people?” ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/26 "2002-06-04T03:43:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*What is a “meat puppet”? > > Am I going to hate myself for asking? \*\* Probably. Meat puppet. Hmm … best way to describe it. Know what ‘fisting’ is? The person on the recieving end of the fist is a ‘meat puppet.’ Aren’t you glad you asked? -Dirty ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/27 "2002-06-04T04:06:31Z")
> [@](#): > > munging is such an urban legend its stupid that anyone EVER bought it let alone passed it on. Never said anyone actually did it, Chuckles. It’s the thought that counts. > [@](#): > > SPOOFE, you owe me a new brain. I have to get rid of this one now. Sure thing. I’m headed to the graveyard tonight for some entertainment anyway. You can keep the brain when I’m done. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/28 "2002-06-04T05:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > \*\* > > And due to the INCREDIBLY badly-timed ear infection you had had JUST the week before, you thought he said, "Honey, I was wondering if you would eat my [Poi](http://www.thepoicompany.com/whatispoi1.html), to which you would reply, " Of course darling- how silly of me. It’s JUST what I needed to knock off that pesky infection !!! " > > True love prevails. 😃 😃 😃 😃 \*\* Frankly, I can’t see this hypothetical interlude ending anything but badly… ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/29 "2002-06-04T15:33:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\* > Never said anyone actually did it, Chuckles. It’s the thought that counts. > Sure thing. I’m headed to the graveyard tonight for some entertainment anyway. You can keep the brain when I’m done. > > 😃 \*\* Just don’t dig up the grave marked Abby Normal. ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/30 "2002-06-04T17:26:58Z")
I just hope they don’t leave her with a DUMP on her chest! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/31 "2002-06-05T02:33:50Z")
Oh, I see! Yeah, that makes sense! Hehehehe…“meat puppet”…ehehe… (sorry, that’s just funny-I’m sitting here with a serious case of the giggles) ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/32 "2002-06-05T03:01:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Oh, I see! Yeah, that makes sense! > > Hehehehe…“meat puppet”…ehehe… > > (sorry, that’s just funny-I’m sitting here with a serious case of the giggles) \*\* You’re the only person who has ever laughed when I mentioned fisting to them. And I love you for that.\* \*because of the sick, twisted sense of humor behind the laughter, not because of the act itself. 😉 -Dirty ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/33 "2002-06-05T03:56:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Why don’t you ask Chuck Berry? \*\* or **Scat** Man Crothers! 😃 Just Kiddin’ Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/34 "2002-06-05T04:26:54Z")
Gods…munging? Meat Puppets? You learn something new everyday… ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/35 "2002-06-05T05:57:47Z")
The Straight Dope: Fighting Nausea Since 1973 ---
**Author:** ![samboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@samboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samboy)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/36 "2002-06-05T07:24:03Z")
I was going to write a post about all the horrible sick things I’ve seen on the net over the years but there is not really anything that’s sicker than eating shit. (oh I cant help it) I once saw a video on the net of a man masterbating while his penis was on fire. And heres one for Google: Urethra Displacement ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/37 "2002-06-05T08:06:22Z")
I read de Sade years ago and found it more repetitive and boring than disgusting or erotic, although I’m sure the same things on film would have a higher shock value. Penile bifurcation is another one of those ones **samboy**. ---
**Author:** ![Canyon\_Surfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Canyon\_Surfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canyon_Surfer)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/38 "2002-06-05T21:32:31Z")
and if you missed their mouth you could always… turd the other cheek :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/39 "2002-06-05T21:50:49Z")
Oh why did I open this thread why did I open this thread why did I open this thread… ---
**Author:** ![Jurhael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@Jurhael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurhael)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045/40 "2002-06-06T01:31:08Z")
“I once saw a video on the net of a man masterbating while his penis was on fire.” Oh…my…god… As for the google search, at least I can find more sites to submit to Portal of [Evil.com](http://Evil.com)! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-tmi-excrement-fetishists-dear-lord-why/112045.md?page=3)