# Way to regulate, manhattan! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489 "2000-11-03T01:07:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/1 "2000-11-03T01:07:31Z")
[Screen door is latched](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44803), \ can someone let me in? [She deadbolted me out of the house!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44797) Guess I’m sleeping at Larry’s tonight. [Crap, the landlord boarded up my door and evicted my ass.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44695) Hope there’s room at the downtown shelter. All in a day’s work, eh? Don’t let the bastards grind you down. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/2 "2000-11-03T01:26:36Z")
Here here!! Give a round for manhattan!! ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/3 "2000-11-03T01:30:22Z")
50 Cal Armor Piercing, and the Maadi Griffin to fire it with. 🙂 Have fun. Headshots are nice, get the good **splat** effect. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/4 "2000-11-03T02:00:09Z")
Wow. Gotta love the mods. Humor, intellegence, justice. Why I want to move to the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/5 "2000-11-03T02:07:06Z")
I laughed so hard I sprayed my screen: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44717](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44717) ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/6 "2000-11-03T02:22:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*I laughed so hard I sprayed my screen: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44717](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44717) \*\* That one is my personal favorite. I love you, Manny! ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_the\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/db5fbb/32.png) [@Sam\_the\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_the_1)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/7 "2000-11-03T02:35:53Z")
I don’t get it. All the links seem to be to the wrong threads. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/8 "2000-11-03T02:49:15Z")
:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/9 "2000-11-03T02:50:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sam the 1 \* > \*\*I don’t get it. All the links seem to be to the wrong threads. \*\* Mine are links to threads manhattan locked in the GQ forum. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/10 "2000-11-03T02:54:37Z")
I love you, manny. ---
**Author:** ![Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/11 "2000-11-03T03:21:31Z")
> [@](#): > > I laughed so hard I sprayed my screen: > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44717](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44717) Yeah, that manhattan is a real wit. At least some people got a few chuckles at my expense. I prefer a more polite approach to redirecting a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/12 "2000-11-03T03:51:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Soup \* > \*\*Yeah, that manhattan is a real wit. \*\* I couldn’t agree more! I just said in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44628): > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > **First, I just want to say that manhattan has the most interesting ways of introducing thread transfers. They crack me up everytime. 🙂** What a guy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/13 "2000-11-03T03:57:58Z")
**Soup** , there, there, now, punkin. Don’t get so upset. Manny gets a little testy sometimes, but wouldn’t you if all you had to do was move threads all day? ---
**Author:** ![Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/14 "2000-11-03T04:21:03Z")
Geobabe- It’s just that I’m the real sensitive, gentle type, and, well . . . sniff. It’s OK, I’ll be alright. Thanks for . . . caring \>sob\< ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/15 "2000-11-03T04:28:11Z")
Awwwww, honey… {{{Soup}}} Somebody hand me a tissue. It’s gonna be OK, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/16 "2000-11-03T04:33:05Z")
😃 Whoops! Uh, I mean ☹ ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/17 "2000-11-03T05:05:24Z")
So, Manny, are you going to change the name of your **Moved threads** threads to **manhattan transfers**? ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/18 "2000-11-03T06:03:27Z")
and a rim shot for tomndebb… ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/19 "2000-11-03T06:59:14Z")
He shoots! He scores! I think manny’s sexy in an urban sort of way. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489/20 "2000-11-03T07:07:08Z")
tomndebb: You “Talkin’ 'Bout The Boy From new York City?” 🙂 * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Six months, three weeks, four days, 5 hours, 8 minutes and 21 seconds. 8328 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,041.07. Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 22 hours, 0 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-regulate-manhattan/39489.md?page=2)