# Way to trump my anniversary present, o' wife of mine!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-trump-my-anniversary-present-o-wife-of-mine/406325>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2007, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-trump-my-anniversary-present-o-wife-of-mine/406325 "2007-06-01T10:53:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-trump-my-anniversary-present-o-wife-of-mine/406325/21 "2007-06-01T21:19:21Z")

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Congratulations!

Expect shipping to be very slow though (back-orders sometimes run 9 months) so you won’t be able to show off your new gift until next spring.

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-trump-my-anniversary-present-o-wife-of-mine/406325/22 "2007-06-02T02:34:35Z")

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[QUOTE=JThunder]  
So what happens when the young 'un gets sick? What do you call him/her then?  
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Why, I think that’s illogic. (Do I win anything?)

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-trump-my-anniversary-present-o-wife-of-mine/406325/23 "2007-06-02T02:54:43Z")

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Congratulations! 🙂

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/way-to-trump-my-anniversary-present-o-wife-of-mine/406325/24 "2007-06-04T15:40:50Z")

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[QUOTE=kittenblue]  
Why, I think that’s illogic. (Do I win anything?)  
[/QUOTE]  
My undying admiration.

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