# Wayne Lapierre invents new fortune cookie meme **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wayne-lapierre-invents-new-fortune-cookie-meme/653054 "2013-03-15T22:28:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wayne-lapierre-invents-new-fortune-cookie-meme/653054/61 "2014-08-16T06:23:03Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > (Okay, anyone wanna do the Stones?) Too easy … “I can’t get no s-s-satisfaction with a gun” “Time is on my side with a gun” “Can’t You Hear Me Knocking with a gun” Not to mention those classics like “Angie with a gun”, “Mother’s Little Helper with a gun”, “Ruby Tuesday with a gun”, " Monkey Man with a gun" and of course "“Miss you with a gun” ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wayne-lapierre-invents-new-fortune-cookie-meme/653054/62 "2014-08-16T06:54:20Z")
And of course some of you will be familiar with the eternal truths: Gen 1:1 with a gun In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth with a gun Jer 29:11 with a gun For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future with a gun Josh 1:9 with a gun Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go with a gun Mat 11:28 with a gun Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest with a gun 1 John 1:9 with a gun If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness with a gun Phil 4:5 with a gun Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God with a gun And the great commision: Matt 28:19 with a gun Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit with a gun ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wayne-lapierre-invents-new-fortune-cookie-meme/653054/63 "2014-08-16T07:17:01Z")
> [@Aquadementia](#): > > Finish eating your vegetables, they won’t kill you… with a gun. This reminds me of that Gary Larson cartoon showing the inside of a fridge. A Tupperware container waving a pistol is confronting several frightened containers of condiments. The condiments have their hands in the air. The cartoon is labeled, “When potato salad goes bad.” 🙂 We can extend this to other common sayings… “There’s no time like the present… with a gun.” “Let sleeping dogs lie with a gun.” “Faint heart never won fair maiden with a gun.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wayne-lapierre-invents-new-fortune-cookie-meme/653054/64 "2014-08-16T07:30:18Z")
Movie taglines…with a gun Alien: In space no one can hear you scream with a gun. Alien3: The bitch is back with a gun. Apollo 13: Houston, we have a problem with a gun. Arachnophobia: Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude with a gun. The Big Lebowski: Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail with a gun. Bonnie & Clyde: They’re young…they’re in love…and they kill people with a gun. Brokeback Mountain: Love is a force of nature with a gun. Catch Me If You Can: The true story of a real fake with a gun. Christmas Vacation: Yule crack up with a gun. Close Encounters Of The Third Kind: We are not alone with a gun. Contagion: Nothing spreads like fear with a gun. Erin Brockovich: She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees with a gun. Fargo: A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere with a gun. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: One man’s struggle to take it easy with a gun. Finding Nemo: There are 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean. They’re looking for one with a gun. The Forty Year Old Virgin: The longer you wait, the harder it gets with a gun. Greedy: Where there’s a will, there’s a relative with a gun. Grosse Pointe Blank: Even a hit man deserves a second shot with a gun. Highlander: There can be only one with a gun. Jaws 2: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water with a gun. Knocked Up: What if this guy got you pregnant with a gun? Lost in Translation: Everyone wants to be found with a gun. Men in Black: Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe with a gun. Napoleon Dynamite: He’s out to prove he’s got nothing to prove with a gun. Postcards from the Edge: Having a wonderful time, wish I were here with a gun. Psycho: Check in. Unpack. Relax. Take a shower with a gun. Star Wars: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away with a gun. Superman: You’ll believe a man can fly with a gun. Taxi Driver: On every street in every city, there’s a nobody who dreams of being a somebody with a gun. Tommy Boy: If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards with a gun. ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wayne-lapierre-invents-new-fortune-cookie-meme/653054/65 "2014-08-16T07:46:07Z")
Up on the Roof - with a gun Reach out, I’ll be There - with a gun My Boyfriend’s Back - with a gun In My Room - with a gun We Can Work it Out - with a gun Hold on I’m Comin’! - with a gun ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2014, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wayne-lapierre-invents-new-fortune-cookie-meme/653054/66 "2014-08-16T13:24:15Z")
Love thy neighbour … with a gun Judge ye not lest ye be judged … with a gun Thou shall not kill … with a gun (I guess they don’t all work so well) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wayne-lapierre-invents-new-fortune-cookie-meme/653054.md?page=3)