Ways in which to make my internet experience more "private"?

Sandboxie has it’s uses, but you will have to be a bit of a hacker to figure out what good things you can do with it.

Uh, that doesn’t work either…

(long story, culminating in a pink slip from our synod office, a cease-and-desist letter from Disney, a huge garnishment for child support from the hot pretzel snack bar cashier at the Zimbabwe ice capades, a retroactive annulment of my First-Class Scout badge, and a messy all-fault Puerto Rican divorce)