# Ways of the world...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214 "2000-04-20T06:02:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![welliguessthisisgrowinup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a3d4f5/32.png) [@welliguessthisisgrowinup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welliguessthisisgrowinup)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/1 "2000-04-20T06:02:00Z")

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Bull dookie! (Pardon my french)  
Y’all need to get it, man! Who cares bout the ways of the world… and spice girls… and stuff ‘you heard’! I mean… you’re here… you’re alive… and that’s all that realy matters. I live for my skateboard, my chick, and _my silky boxers_. I mean… please stop this insanity and realize that this is entirely unhealthy. I only hope that you can comprehind my reasoning on this queer observation.

~And try not to use big words!~

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Ever wonder what’s in a pink snowball?

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**Author:** ![terrapin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@terrapin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terrapin)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/2 "2000-04-20T06:16:00Z")

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I am unable to comprehend how this is a Great Debate let alone your reasoning. I expect this will be moving to MPSIMS?

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/3 "2000-04-20T06:35:00Z")

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How about “the unexamined life is not worth living.” Btw its ‘snoball’ 😃

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/4 "2000-04-20T14:03:00Z")

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A stunning debut! ::: thunderous applause :::

## (And, now that you mention it, I would have to say that actually, no, I guess this is NOT growin’ up. But hey, thank you for playing!)

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/5 "2000-04-20T14:39:00Z")

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[Moderator Hat ON]

Off to MPSIMS.

[Moderator Hat OFF]

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/6 "2000-04-20T14:52:00Z")

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Fuck off and die.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/7 "2000-04-20T14:58:00Z")

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As an avowed denizen of MSPIMs, I just wanted to ask why we are always afflicted with posts like these.

I say move it into the ionosphere, forget it ever existed, and live a peaceful life of mundanity.

And this guys posting style reminds me of the students from Robin William’s class in “Good Will Hunting.”

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> I mean… you’re here… you’re alive… and that’s all that realy matters.

Classic.

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Coming soon to a sig line near you!  
Relive the mundane highs, the flaming lows, and the pointless posts in between. Announcing the debut of the best of Mullinator.

Because it’s not just a sig, it’s an adventure.

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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/8 "2000-04-20T15:03:00Z")

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Simple mind, simple pleasures.

Ah, to be a naive teen again.

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All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/9 "2000-04-20T16:11:00Z")

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I don’t get it?? 😕:

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That John Denver’s full of shit man!

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/10 "2000-04-20T16:14:00Z")

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Excellent. I also, live for your chick. Just as she lives for **my** dick. Now, piss off.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-of-the-world/16214/11 "2000-04-21T06:47:00Z")

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And thank you so much for f-ing up the horizontal.

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“Hush, village idiot!”
