# Ways to irritate Trump supporters? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 28, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295 "2016-11-28T17:11:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Me\_Billy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Me\_Billy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Billy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/1 "2016-11-28T17:11:51Z")
I’ve been thinking of ways to irritate Trump supporters… Maybe any time someone mentions Trump, I will give the Hitler salute, click my heels, and say “Heil Trump!” 😃 Or get a “Trump-Putin / Make America Hate Again!” bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/2 "2016-11-28T17:32:38Z")
Why would you want to irritate people that have different political opinions from yourself? That sounds spiteful just for the sake of being spiteful. ---
**Author:** ![UberArchetype](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/2bfe46/32.png) [@UberArchetype](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UberArchetype)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/3 "2016-11-28T17:37:01Z")
Billy’s gonna get his ass kicked one of these days. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/4 "2016-11-28T17:46:14Z")
For this you need an 8x10 photo of Donald Trump (a printout is fine) and a wide-tipped black Sharpie. When see a Trump supporter, go up to him and hand him the photo and marker. While his hands are full, punch him in the nose. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/5 "2016-11-28T18:06:48Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > I’ve been thinking of ways to irritate Trump supporters… > > Maybe any time someone mentions Trump, I will give the Hitler salute, click my heels, and say “Heil Trump!” 😃 > > Or get a “Trump-Putin / Make America Hate Again!” bumper sticker. This is really going to limit your ability to pick up Republican women. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/6 "2016-11-28T18:09:10Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > I’ve been thinking of ways to irritate Trump supporters… Be patient. Give it a year. You’ll find Trump will do so without your help. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/7 "2016-11-28T18:59:01Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > I’ve been thinking of ways to irritate Trump supporters… > > Maybe any time someone mentions Trump, I will give the Hitler salute, click my heels, and say “Heil Trump!” 😃 > > Or get a “Trump-Putin / Make America Hate Again!” bumper sticker. Pop quiz, hotshot. Would you say such behavior would have been useful in the following situation? [http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/real-time/Trump-supporter-banned-for-life-after-viral-tirade-on-Delta-flight-to-Allentown.html](http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/real-time/Trump-supporter-banned-for-life-after-viral-tirade-on-Delta-flight-to-Allentown.html) Why or why not? ---
**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/8 "2016-11-29T00:03:43Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > Maybe any time someone mentions Trump, I will give the Hitler salute, click my heels, and say “Heil Trump!” 😃 What makes you think this would irritate them? There’s a fair chance they’ll give the Hitler salute and “Heil Trump!” right back at you, and then want to talk about how everything ever done that is of any importance was done by white people. [Like this.](http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/us/alt-right-salutes-donald-trump.html?_r=0) ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/9 "2016-11-29T00:20:17Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > I’ve been thinking of ways to irritate Trump supporters… > > Maybe any time someone mentions Trump, I will give the Hitler salute, click my heels, and say “Heil Trump!” 😃 > > Or get a “Trump-Putin / Make America Hate Again!” bumper sticker. The following is based on real life experience. When they call you in terror because they realize they may lose the health insurance which they seriously need, but did not have before Obama, remind them they voted for Trump and losing their health insurance is partially, their own darn fault. ---
**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/10 "2016-11-29T00:20:36Z")
Most of the Trump supporters are gun totin’ law abiding citizens so feel free to fuck with them moron. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/11 "2016-11-29T00:22:47Z")
> [@SigMan](#): > > Most of the Trump supporters are gun totin’ law abiding citizens so feel free to fuck with them moron. I would reply, but it would probably get me a warning. ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/12 "2016-11-29T00:22:49Z")
Be anything but a white heteronormative christian. > [@SigMan](#): > > Most of the Trump supporters are gun totin’ law abiding citizens so feel free to fuck with them moron. Paper tigers. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/13 "2016-11-29T01:15:40Z")
What about those people that weren’t so much voting _for_ trump as they were voting _against_ hillary? They hate both candidates equally, but for whatever reason, they used their vote to take one vote away from hillary, maybe they voted trump, maybe stein, maybe johnson, either way it was one less vote _for_ hillary Some trump voters hated trump too, they just hated hillary more… ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/14 "2016-11-29T01:20:01Z")
How do you intend to identify someone as a Trump supporter? ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/15 "2016-11-29T01:38:11Z")
> [@Personal](#): > > How do you intend to identify someone as a Trump supporter? Bumper stickers, yard signs, unibrow, Klan robe, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/16 "2016-11-29T02:05:49Z")
> [@Me\_Billy](#): > > “ **Ways to irritate Trump supporters?** ” Maintain our pre-Trump POV and continue on the Board as we always have? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/17 "2016-11-29T02:06:17Z")
Ask them to have a spelling contest. ---
**Author:** ![Grumbacher\_Red](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Grumbacher\_Red](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumbacher_Red)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/18 "2016-11-29T02:37:12Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Be patient. Give it a year. You’ll find Trump will do so without your help. This is my tactic, too. I did not goad anyone at Thanksgiving last week. I just said, “Well, I am glad you are happy” and kept it moving. Time is going to tell all. And I do mean ALL, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/19 "2016-11-29T02:52:48Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > Be anything but a white heteronormative christian. Item # 536 on the list of “why the Democrats lost this time”. ---
**Author:** ![UDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecae2f/32.png) [@UDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UDS)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295/20 "2016-11-29T03:11:46Z")
> [@Personal](#): > > How do you intend to identify someone as a Trump supporter? Oh, that’s easy. You engage in behaviour calculated to irritate Trump supporters, and watch to see if the person gets irritated. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-irritate-trump-supporters/773295.md?page=2)