# Ways to make scrambled eggs interesting.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 9, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452 "2009-07-09T14:27:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![bytheway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@bytheway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bytheway)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/41 "2009-07-10T01:38:00Z")

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> [@Lanzy](#):
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> Spam.
> 
> just add spam.
> 
> really, spam and eggs.

My kids love this, but we live in Hawaii (the Spam capital of the world).

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/42 "2009-07-10T02:23:04Z")

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I beat the eggs with sour cream and after cooking add chopped chicken livers. My dog gets three for breakfast every morning.

StG

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/43 "2009-07-10T02:23:15Z")

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> [@bytheway](#):
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> My kids love this, but we live in Hawaii (the Spam capital of the world).

You may [eat a lot](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food)#United_States_and_territories) of it there, but I believe [Austin, MN](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin,_Minnesota), is actually the Spam Capital, officially nicknamed “Spam Town” and home of the official Spam museum.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/44 "2009-07-10T03:29:02Z")

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Bacon.  
Dill, or other herbs.  
Bacon.  
Whatever veggies you’ve got leftover  
Whatever meat you have  
Bacon  
Cheese.

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**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/45 "2009-07-10T03:30:02Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> Try gravelax (pickled salmon).

I’m sure you meant cured salmon.

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/46 "2009-07-10T04:27:22Z")

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1. Scramble eggs in a little good butter with some sea salt and freshly cracked pepper

2. shave thin slices of truffle over eggs.

3. Enjoy.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/47 "2009-07-10T05:00:31Z")

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Sometimes I make what I call calico eggs. Diced tomato, green bell pepper, ham, onion, mushrooms, all sauteed in butter before the eggs hit the pan. Many times I put some cilantro in there, too. I add grated cheese when I put the eggs on the plate.

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**Author:** ![HeadNinja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b4bc9f/32.png) [@HeadNinja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeadNinja)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/48 "2009-07-10T17:48:10Z")

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I like salt. Sometimes, if I’m feeling crazy I’ll finish with peppper and paprika. Scrambled eggs are the kind of dish I could cook all day. They really reward variance in technique, assembly, and tools:

If you whisk them the whole time you cook over medium heat you get super tiny curds. It ends up creamy and custardy.  
If you let them set then break them up you get wide floppy curds that nicely complement the cheese.  
If you cook them a lonfg time you end up with a lot of water and an inedible mass of yellowish protein.  
Varying the fat content of the liquid you use (Heavy cream, half and half, etc can make them light or dense.

Eggs are amazing.

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**Author:** ![Dublin11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dublin11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dublin11)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/49 "2009-07-10T17:56:02Z")

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Scrambled eggs are brilliant with peas. Fresh peas if you 've got them or a handful of frozen small peas.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/50 "2009-07-10T18:12:08Z")

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[OK, so they are not truly scrambled eggs. How about a Frittata?](http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/spinach_frittata/)

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ways-to-make-scrambled-eggs-interesting/502452/51 "2009-07-10T19:12:52Z")

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I usually whisk in about a teaspoon of horseradish per egg. Mmmm.

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