# WBC's current sign is hilarious!!! Christmas related **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261 "2015-12-24T14:39:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261/21 "2015-12-26T07:41:53Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I live in Topeka, home of the rock the Westboro Baptist Church hides under. > > Nearly every day I drive by their family compound, because it’s the most direct route to the fenced in dog park I take my dachshund Nathan to play in. > > The WBC’s sign changes weekly, with some topical message like “Halloween, a pagan rite God despises!” > > For the current holiday it’s putting us all down because > \*\* > X-Mas is NOT IN THE BIBLE!!!\*\* > > Um, correct me if my reading of Scripture is incorrect, but isn’t the second chapter of Luke "the Christmas story’? Linus wouldn’t lie to us, would he?😃 They might mean that there’s no date given in the Bible, and many people believe that the choice of Dec. 25 was made to co-opt a pagan solstice festival. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261/22 "2015-12-26T07:54:53Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > No no. **Baker** needs to drive by singing a slightly rewritten version of one of SNL’s Dysfunctional Family Christmas Carols: > > (To the tune of _We Wish You A Merry Christmas_): > > We wish you weren’t living near us, > We wish you weren’t living near us, > We wish you weren’t living near us, > We’re not happy you’re here… Or loudly playing the album by Venus Envy, [_I’ll be a Homo for Christmas_](http://www.amazon.com/Ill-Homo-Christmas-Venus-Envy/dp/B000008T5L). Besides the title song, it features such songs as Silent Dyke, Lesbians we have heard on High, Rhonda the Lesbo Reindeer, The 12 Gays of Christmas, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261/23 "2015-12-26T11:53:46Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I wonder how they feel about Y-mas and Z-mas? They do seem to have a bit of a one-dimensional complaint. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261/24 "2015-12-26T13:19:01Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > No no. **Baker** needs to drive by singing a slightly rewritten version of one of SNL’s Dysfunctional Family Christmas Carols: > > (To the tune of _We Wish You A Merry Christmas_): > > We wish you weren’t living near us, > We wish you weren’t living near us, > We wish you weren’t living near us, > We’re not happy you’re here… That’s a good one. A local group used to sing the following. I don’t think I need to tell everyone the tune. \*Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Fred A bold minister with lots of hate inside his head. And then one day he was lookin’ for a cause, And said to himself "I’ll hate homosexuals!’ (Queers that is, sodomites) Well the next thing you know ol’ Fred’s a picketeer Cursing anyone who acts remotely queer We thing that somewhere else is where he really oughta be And while he’s at it he can take his whole darn family. (Siberia, Timbuktu) Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Fred and all his kin We can’t say that we’re glad but that we’re sorry they stopped in And if by chance they should come back to this locality We’ll have to show them some of our great hospitality! (Tar that is, feathers) Don’t come back now, ya hear? - ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261/25 "2015-12-27T08:02:21Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Put the Thor back in Thursday. Why is this not a tshirt? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261/26 "2015-12-27T08:24:09Z")
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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261/27 "2015-12-27T19:54:13Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > That’s a good one. > > A local group used to sing the following. I don’t think I need to tell everyone the tune. > > \*Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Fred > A bold minister with lots of hate inside his head. > And then one day he was lookin’ for a cause, > And said to himself "I’ll hate homosexuals!’ > (Queers that is, sodomites) > > Well the next thing you know ol’ Fred’s a picketeer > Cursing anyone who acts remotely queer > We thing that somewhere else is where he really oughta be > And while he’s at it he can take his whole darn family. > (Siberia, Timbuktu) > > Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Fred and all his kin > We can’t say that we’re glad but that we’re sorry they stopped in > And if by chance they should come back to this locality > We’ll have to show them some of our great hospitality! > (Tar that is, feathers) > > Don’t come back now, ya hear? > > - ::Bookmarks page for whenever WBC comes back in town.:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wbcs-current-sign-is-hilarious-christmas-related/741261.md?page=1)