# We are coming here big-time **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [May 26, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955 "2002-05-26T20:44:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ThreeSarahBirds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@ThreeSarahBirds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreeSarahBirds)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/1 "2002-05-26T20:44:06Z")
This seems a lively board, so we have stuck it onto our desktop. Our last major board vanished without trace. We are SO ;j ;j ;j ! ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/2 "2002-05-26T22:05:13Z")
What are you, the Jewish Borg? ---
**Author:** ![WillGolfForFood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/82dd89/32.png) [@WillGolfForFood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillGolfForFood)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/3 "2002-05-26T22:10:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Our last major board vanished without trace. All your board are belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/4 "2002-05-26T22:19:57Z")
3 sarahs, eh? Brightman, Ferguson and jessica parker? ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/5 "2002-05-26T23:01:31Z")
BTW, you (y’all?) aren’t multiple posters posting under one username, are you? Not that you are, but what’s the name for that kind of practice–sort of the opposite of a sock puppet? Hydra? Sybil? Legion? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/6 "2002-05-27T01:21:15Z")
Could be Legion… many in one body. Then again, it could be Hydra… one body having many heads. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/7 "2002-05-28T10:30:20Z")
Their profile says they’re from Derbyshire. Would that make them a foreign legion? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/8 "2002-05-28T10:31:27Z")
Okay, _now_ I’m wondering if there’s a college in their hometown… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/9 "2002-05-28T11:33:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThreeSarahBirds \* > **we have stuck it onto our desktop** Be sure to wipe it over with a damp cloth to remove excess traces of glue; the user agreement doesn’t specifically disclaim liability for damage to clothing, but take it from me; they don’t pay up. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/10 "2002-05-28T19:47:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ThreeSarahBirds \* > \*\*This seems a lively board, so we have stuck it onto our desktop. Our last major board vanished without trace. > > We are SO ;j ;j ;j ! \*\* We notice that we are speaking in third person. We wonder why we are doing so. Are we royalty? How do we feel about SUVs?\* We wonder why we’re talking this way, and more, why it seems to be contagious. Fenris \*In-joke! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/11 "2002-05-28T20:22:37Z")
We are not amused. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/12 "2002-05-28T20:55:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blanx \* > \*\*We are not amused. \*\* Aren’t we? Are we sure we’re not? We _thought_ we were… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/13 "2002-05-28T21:15:02Z")
> [@](#): > > We notice that we are speaking in third person. Nitpick: **ThreeSarahBirds** is or are using the first person plural, not the third person. **Chronos** is currently using the third person, as he wishes to demonstrate a point in this sentence. Considering the nature of this post, of course, **Gaudere** or one representing her will be along shorlty. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/14 "2002-05-28T23:00:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chronos \* > \*\*Nitpick: **ThreeSarahBirds** is or are using the first person plural, not the third person. **Chronos** is currently using the third person, as he wishes to demonstrate a point in this sentence. > > Considering the nature of this post, of course, **Gaudere** or one representing her will be along shorlty. \*\* \< haughtily \> We knew that. We were testing to see which of our minions knew. By showing knowledge and initiative, you have proven yourself a potential threat to us. Thus you must be eliminated. Please report to Room 137 for questioning, torture and eventual liquidation. Thank you HRM Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/15 "2002-05-28T23:18:46Z")
If your Fenrisship is listing titles, shouldn’t the list continue with Metatron and Cecil II in order to suitable impress the rabble? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/16 "2002-05-29T04:30:32Z")
Naw. We rabble are easily impressed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/17 "2002-05-29T11:57:51Z")
Maybe we are Auditors? Quick, somebody fetch the chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/18 "2002-05-29T12:34:19Z")
In any case, we seem to have disappeared. Perhaps we were scared off. ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/19 "2002-05-29T14:12:57Z")
Aw. We’re no fun. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955/20 "2002-05-29T14:53:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doghouse Reilly \* > \*\*In any case, we seem to have disappeared. Perhaps we were scared off. \*\* :eek: I certainly hope we didn’t scare us off. We were "jes’ funnin’ " us. Except for Chronos. We were serious about that. Except for the idea that the torture room is #137. That was our little joke. We all knew that room 137 leads to the scorpion pit, didn’t we? HRM Fenris Rex [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-coming-here-big-time/110955.md?page=2)