# We are hopeless geeks, we need Harry Potter

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**Created:** [January 30, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165 "2006-01-30T03:38:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![DrLoveGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@DrLoveGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLoveGun)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/1 "2006-01-30T03:38:38Z")

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So **Inkleberry** and I have managed to devour all of the Harry Potter books in the last month, and now we eagerly await the next installment. When is it? Anyone know?

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/2 "2006-01-30T03:43:43Z")

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Well, seeing as she has just started writing it this month, according to her website, you will be waiting for awhile. I personally think it won’t hit until the last quarter of 2007.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/3 "2006-01-30T11:22:16Z")

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Her schedule has been pretty consistent (except for when she took some time off after Book four to weather the storm of fame, get married, and have a baby). She takes about a year to write the book, and then six months after completion it’s released. Books five and six were July 2003 and July 2005 respectively.

Expect book seven in July 2007. That’s my educated guess.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/4 "2006-01-30T12:02:42Z")

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> [@DrLoveGun](#):
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> So **Inkleberry** and I have managed to devour all of the Harry Potter books in the last month, and now we eagerly await the next installment. When is it? Anyone know?

You mean you don’t have your super secret advance copy yet? You’re not in the **know** , my friend.

Here is the gist of what happens…:::::::_connection failed_:::::::

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/5 "2006-01-30T14:53:48Z")

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All Harry Potter fans suffer together. I’m right there with you, I survive through re-readings and finding decent fan fiction to read. Well, I guess I read other stuff too.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/6 "2006-01-30T15:41:41Z")

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I’m waiting for book 6 in paperback (june 2006 I think)

Brian

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/7 "2006-01-30T15:51:50Z")

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So now, to kill a little time, watch all the movies.

Meanwhile, don’t you sort of NOT want the next one to come out? It’s the last one, you know. That means there will be no more. I’m very torn, myself.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/8 "2006-01-30T18:07:11Z")

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If people who love Harry Potter are hopeless geeks, well, then there are a lot more geeks in the world than previously thought.

Posting on the SDMB is FAR geekier than reading HP.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/9 "2006-01-30T19:21:14Z")

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> [@Caricci](#):
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> So now, to kill a little time, watch all the movies.
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> Meanwhile, don’t you sort of NOT want the next one to come out? It’s the last one, you know. That means there will be no more. I’m very torn, myself.

Don’t forget the two little books about Quidditch and Magical Creatures.

And I feel the same way–it’s the last one. I do want to read it, but then the series is over.

I know we will still have the films, but no HP film has ever totally captured HP’s world for me (even though the 3 do embody Harry, Ron and Hermione for me-it’s a weird disconnect. Some characters are spot on, like Maggie Smith as McGonnagall, but others…)

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/10 "2006-01-30T19:42:03Z")

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> [@Caricci](#):
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> So now, to kill a little time, watch all the movies.
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> Meanwhile, don’t you sort of NOT want the next one to come out?

That’s strange. I read your post, assuming you’d give a reason for not wanting the next one to come out, but I don’t see anything. Nothing at all. Zilch.

Quiet, I like being in denial. ☹

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-hopeless-geeks-we-need-harry-potter/342165/11 "2006-01-30T23:42:47Z")

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Amuse yourself at [MuggleNet](http://www.mugglenet.com) and [The Harry Potter Lexicon](http://www.hp-lexicon.org/).
