# WE ARE ROBOTS! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671 "2001-08-23T04:50:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/1 "2001-08-23T04:50:43Z")
LMAO Angrybot rules! [http://www.wearerobots.com/home.html](http://www.wearerobots.com/home.html) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/2 "2001-08-23T05:06:23Z")
Can I give you a hand? ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/3 "2001-08-23T05:09:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\*Can I give you a hand? \*\* Why not! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/4 "2001-08-23T05:09:57Z")
I think I speak for all of us here when I say, hereā€™s hoping you donā€™t become a robot. [sub][sup]Clang clang, whoops! Too late! [/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/5 "2001-08-23T05:40:49Z")
I thought it was pretty stinkinā€™ funny. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/6 "2001-08-23T23:23:32Z")
[Sad Robot] Some people donā€™t even know Iā€™m a robot. They think Iā€™m Puerto Rican. And really good at math. My coworker Bill is always trying to be better than me. I sold a house, he sold a bigger one. I got a new stapler, he got a better one. He got a new car and I put bleach in his coffee. Now he wears special glasses. Itā€™s not that I donā€™t get jokes, I just think theyā€™re dumb. ā€œWhy did the chicken cross the road?ā€ You canā€™t answer that, itā€™s just speculation! [/Sad Robot] That last line just may make my sig line. Great link **MSK** , off to watch Angry Robot now! ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/7 "2001-08-24T05:49:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > That last line just may make my sig line. Great link **MSK** , off to watch Angry Robot now! \*\* glad to be of assistance, Crunchy Frog šŸ˜ƒ Cool sig! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/8 "2001-08-25T18:11:51Z")
crunchy, since you already have a We Are Robots sig, i should probably ask youā€¦ now, since the ā€œdinosaurā€ part of my sig is getting somewhat old, i was planning on replacing it. i think i might take some of Angry botā€™s ā€œmusic teacherā€ parts, but you might not want to share W.A.R., so i thought i should ask you firstā€¦ theoretical Sigā€¦ [/quote] > [@](#): > > do-dee-doā€¦ > allright, that was just about the CRAPPIEST version of louie-louie iā€™ve heard in my ENTIRE LIFE! beethoven is ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE! > butā€¦ > yes, i know he didnā€™t write it. you sucked so bad, he didnā€™t even WRITE it and heā€™s turning over. -[angrybot, high school music teacher](http://www.wearerobots.com) [/quote] versusā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/9 "2001-08-25T22:21:30Z")
LMAO, saepiroth ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-are-robots/77671/10 "2001-08-26T05:41:52Z")
whatā€™s so funny? is the change that pathetic? i was planning on using one or the other ā€œbleachā€ bits, but i knew that they would be rather disturbing if taken out of context, so i didnā€™t use them. but of course, " Youā€™re fired! fired from school! now go home and eat some bleach or something!" hmmā€¦ ā€œok, all of you, youā€™re all fired from school! and your homework is to eat powdered bleach and die!ā€ \ ā€œthereā€™s this guy at work, bill, whoā€™s always trying to be better than me; i sell a house, he sells a bigger one. i get a stapler, he gets a better one. he gets a car, i put bleach in his coffee. n-now he wears special glasses.ā€ are both more funny. I canā€™t wait for Robokopf to be finished so i can see how he feeds someone bleachā€¦