# We come to exploit Caylee, not to praise her...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-come-to-exploit-caylee-not-to-praise-her/485255>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 10, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-come-to-exploit-caylee-not-to-praise-her/485255 "2009-02-10T18:43:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-come-to-exploit-caylee-not-to-praise-her/485255/21 "2009-02-11T17:12:15Z")

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> [@DanBlather](#):
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> I don’t see how networks executives can look themselves in the eye in the morning.

They don’t. They look themselves in the shiny veneers that appear as they admire their spray tans and expensive salon coifs while standing in spacious bathrooms in ostentatious mansions all paid for by appealing to the lowest common denominator who eats up tales of cherubic little children done wrong by a crass, sexualized society, also brought to you by said executives.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-come-to-exploit-caylee-not-to-praise-her/485255/22 "2009-02-12T04:22:08Z")

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> [@Billdo](#):
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> I might be able to agree with you rant, except you have overlooked the most important fact that changes this from just a run of the mill, local occurance to a top flight national news story. Had you realized the context, you would understand why we need to treat this with stop the presses, 24/7 coverage.
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> _ **We’re dealing with a missing white girl here!** _.

But I thought they did find some bits and pieces of her.😛

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-come-to-exploit-caylee-not-to-praise-her/485255/23 "2009-02-12T05:09:20Z")

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I missed the funeral (aww) but every so often I turn to Nancy Grace aka The Daylee Caylee Hour, just to throw up in my mouth a little. What a pile of useless shit. I don’t want to sound callous, but what a fucking pathetic waste of valuable air time.

Every. Fucking. Day.

The idiots who call in with their retarded speculation, desperate to feel like they’re part of some third-tier mystery novel, starved for something to care about since Di’s death or the JonBenet Ramsey case. ‘Oh I’ve been with this since the very start,’ they tell Grace, like they’re trying to prove they care the most. I remember a few months back, the people ‘protesting’ (or holding a particularly angry vigil) outside Casey’s house– these absolute strangers, crying and screaming for her to confess.

And Nancy Grace herself. She actually dared accuse Casey Anthony of trying to ‘take the spotlight off her daughter’ by releasing a letter to her father, who read it at a press conference. There wouldn’t even BE a spotlight if it weren’t for shit shows like Nancy Grace. There SHOULDN’T BE a spotlight once the child’s been found, unless there’s a message that other parents need to receive or that te public can benefit from. I remember after Caylee died there was an obnoxious graphic in the corner of the screen: CAYLEE DEAD! CAYLEE DEAD! Real class act.

(Can you tell I’ve been wanting to vent about this for a while?)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-come-to-exploit-caylee-not-to-praise-her/485255/24 "2009-02-12T06:25:55Z")

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> [@Cat\_Fight](#):
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> The idiots who call in with their retarded speculation, desperate to feel like they’re part of some third-tier mystery novel

Oh, I love those callers. It makes me wonder if the show just doesn’t screen at all or if there’s just very few callers.  
CALLER: Hi Nancy, I love your show. Your twins look so precious in those little conjoined twin bunny rabbit suits!

NANCY: Thank you, my mom made those, which was hard because she’s 94 and blind and has Alzheimers and can’t sew. They’ve got matching shoes for those too. What’s your question?

CALLER: I was wondering, do you think that if Casey Anthony was not the real killer and that this Zuni Oneida Gonzales person was, would that mean that Caylee was really Mexican and if so would that make this a hate crime?

NANCY: Thank you for your question. Let me ask our guest, media whore-defrocked priest-bounty hunter-flight attendant Father Steve ‘Go-Go’ Gartrell, what about the caller’s question, which was if Caylee was Mexican then would her body even be in Florida? And why Orlando, because Universal Studios is there do you think or because that’s where the Anthonys lived?

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-come-to-exploit-caylee-not-to-praise-her/485255/25 "2009-02-12T14:50:50Z")

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> [@Cat\_Fight](#):
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> I missed the funeral (aww) but every so often I turn to Nancy Grace aka The Daylee Caylee Hour, just to throw up in my mouth a little.

Looks like that’s all going to be over. Now it’s going to be The Daleigh Hayleigh hour.

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