# We desparately need a 4th party candidate. Why I'm running against Tripler and why I'll win

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-desparately-need-a-4th-party-candidate-why-im-running-against-tripler-and-why-ill-win/610239>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [January 21, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-desparately-need-a-4th-party-candidate-why-im-running-against-tripler-and-why-ill-win/610239 "2012-01-21T20:57:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-desparately-need-a-4th-party-candidate-why-im-running-against-tripler-and-why-ill-win/610239/21 "2012-04-15T19:28:50Z")

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> [@snowmaster](#):
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> I have a double decker bus. The graphics are extreme 3D and you don’t even need glasses to see it. Its 4 wheel drive and runs on twin hemi 454’s, but on biofuel, of course (wink wink, Iowans). Has the coldest AC you’d ever want and a hot tub on the roof (no interns allowed).

Our campaign bus is a [BSERV](http://www.514amw.afrc.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123202647)that spits bomb-defusing [robots](http://www.holloman.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/web/101116-F-0363E-005.jpg)on command. Interns encouraged to attend in hopes the sickness of running \*towards \*a bomb will rub off on them.

Love and Knishes,  
Mrs. Tripler

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**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-desparately-need-a-4th-party-candidate-why-im-running-against-tripler-and-why-ill-win/610239/22 "2012-04-15T19:35:15Z")

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> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#):
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> Our campaign bus is a [BSERV](http://www.514amw.afrc.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123202647)that spits bomb-defusing [robots](http://www.holloman.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/web/101116-F-0363E-005.jpg)on command. Interns encouraged to attend in hopes the sickness of running \*towards \*a bomb will rub off on them.
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> Love and Knishes,  
> Mrs. Tripler

Sounds like a hoot, **Mrs. T.** I’m sure the secret service will be glad to have that capability as a resource in protecting the candidates. You would permit it’s use to protect ALL the cadidates, right? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-desparately-need-a-4th-party-candidate-why-im-running-against-tripler-and-why-ill-win/610239/23 "2012-04-15T21:11:06Z")

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> [@snowmaster](#):
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> Sounds like a hoot, **Mrs. T.** I’m sure the secret service will be glad to have that capability as a resource in protecting the candidates. You would permit it’s use to protect ALL the cadidates, right? :dubious:

If we could ever get the Secret Service out of your hot tub we’d be glad to share the BSERV’s capabilities w/ them.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-desparately-need-a-4th-party-candidate-why-im-running-against-tripler-and-why-ill-win/610239/24 "2012-04-15T22:32:18Z")

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Moved MPSIMS --\> Elections at OP’s request.

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