# We gotta a little thing we do down here in Houston, Texas...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272 "2003-04-12T16:10:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/61 "2003-04-24T03:26:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Siegfried \*  
> \*\*Show off some skin?
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> Okay, I’ll be buying you a drink as well.
> 
> Dear lord, I can’t believe I am contributing to the flirting problem on the SDMB now. \*\*

For free dinner, I’ll sit in your lap.

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**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/62 "2003-04-24T03:47:44Z")

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**SOLD!** 😃

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/63 "2003-04-24T03:50:31Z")

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LOL!

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**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/64 "2003-04-24T03:52:38Z")

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By the way, how do I find which congregation of patrons is the Houston DopeFest? Should I go around from table to table giving a code sign? If so, what is the code sign? Is it “The raven crows at midnight?” or “The Illuminati Invade the Clique?”

I don’t want to sit down at the wrong table and be stuck spending my afternoon with the west Houston chapter of the Freedom’s Wings Militia.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/65 "2003-04-24T04:02:02Z")

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We’re all going to wear funny hats.  
No, really, I’ll do what’s worked in the past. I’ll make a little sign we can put on the table that says “SDMB.”

Yes, people misread it - yes, there are some “alternative” folk afoot in the bars and restaurants of Houston.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/66 "2003-04-24T04:09:57Z")

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And yes, I _so_ enjoy being the first one there, with the table sign.

“So, uh, you a Master?” :eek:

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/67 "2003-04-24T04:10:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ringo \*  
> **We’re all going to wear funny hats.**

\<glare\> HEY! :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/68 "2003-04-24T04:12:14Z")

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Well, are you? 😉

Just kidding. Thanks for the info, I’ll definitely be looking for ya’ll.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/69 "2003-04-24T04:13:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ringo \*  
> \*\*And yes, I _so_ enjoy being the first one there, with the table sign.
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> “So, uh, you a Master?” :eek: \*\*

I guess wearing the PVC catsuit and bringing the riding crop are out of the question, then.

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**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/70 "2003-04-24T04:53:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ringo \*  
> \*\*We’re all going to wear funny hats.  
> No, really, I’ll do what’s worked in the past. I’ll make a little sign we can put on the table that says “SDMB.”
> 
> Yes, people misread it - yes, there are some “alternative” folk afoot in the bars and restaurants of Houston. \*\*

Some of those “alternative” folk can get a bit dyslexic.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/71 "2003-04-24T20:28:01Z")

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Woo…boss scheduled me to work Saturday, but I got out of it. Close call. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/72 "2003-04-25T05:21:01Z")

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You’re sounding a little bit more definite there, **rob**.

**Mamapotomus**! _Yay_!

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**Author:** ![TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/73 "2003-04-25T17:49:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ringo \*  
> No, really, I’ll do what’s worked in the past. I’ll make a little sign we can put on the table that says “SDMB.”
> 
> Yes, people misread it - yes, there are some “alternative” folk afoot in the bars and restaurants of Houston. \*\*

What do you mean misread? I thought this was supposed be a… oh did I sign up for the wrong sort of gathering? Well I guess I’ll still be there since I’ve cleared my schedule for that day.

Hey **jin** bring the riding crop and I’ll buy you a drink too! 😛

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/74 "2003-04-25T17:55:44Z")

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For the record, Aaron’s birthday is August 1st. Yes, I am planning to leave relatively cool Pennsylvania for the heat, humidity and smog of San Antonio. I don’t know why.

BTW, my mother sent a cute Rockets sleeper. He was made there, y’know. 😉

Robin

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**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/75 "2003-04-25T18:29:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ringo \*  
> \*\*You’re sounding a little bit more definite there, **rob**.
> 
> **Mamapotomus**! _Yay_! \*\*

I will find out yes or no on going to the Big D tonight. If no, then I will be there in all my gone for 2 years glory. God I miss you guys. _snif_

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/76 "2003-04-26T16:41:41Z")

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One week and two hours to go…

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/77 "2003-04-27T06:44:10Z")

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I’m getting ready, already.

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**Author:** ![TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/78 "2003-04-27T06:50:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*  
> \*\*I’m getting ready, already. \*\*

What, you’re just now getting ready? Great, we’re going to be late now 🙂

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/79 "2003-04-27T06:58:52Z")

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You and your assumptions!

I am waving around my riding crop right now, and still fail to see a bottle of vodka materialize anywhere.

Hmph.

Next thing you know, you’ll be telling me I can’t leave ten minutes before I’m supposed to be there.

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**Author:** ![TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-a-little-thing-we-do-down-here-in-houston-texas/168272/80 "2003-04-27T07:06:49Z")

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What is it supposed be some kind of magical riding crop? Smack the genie on the bum with it and _poof_ you get free booze? You get a free drink at Joe’s when I see the riding crop, not when you’re just waving it around your room/

No, the way you drive, I think ten minutes should be plenty of time to get there 😃

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