# We Gotta Have One, So This Is The MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 9, 2011, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252 "2011-05-09T10:36:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/41 "2011-05-09T21:37:04Z")

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Too late seeing your suggestion, \*\*rosie \*\*😛 Daughter decided she wanted corn. Yeah, I know, but we also have some leftover peas-n-carrots, so there’s that.

Oh, yeah, and I know what crudites are and I never considered it to be a hoity-toity term, altho I tend to say “Raw veggies” for simplicity’s sake.

\*\*lieu \*\*- you crack me up!

\*\*rachellllll \*\*- welcome. I don’t like beer. Kindly submit a proper chocolate love offering or I shall become vary cross, and you don’t want that. Trust me.

😃

Time to mash and dine. laterz…

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/42 "2011-05-09T22:32:37Z")

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Had Chinese for dindin, General Tso was not victimized. I have two cookie fortunes for your \<snerk\>age:

1. Wisdom only comes with truth.

2. Accept the next proposition you hear.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/43 "2011-05-09T22:35:54Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> \*\*rachellllll \*\*- welcome. I don’t like beer. Kindly submit a proper chocolate love offering or I shall become **vary** cross, and you don’t want that. Trust me.

When you have her so upset she starts misspelling words, she’s royally POed. You have been warned.

:p:p:p:p;)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/44 "2011-05-09T22:55:13Z")

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Home from irk. What a bizzy bizzy day! Trying to get some good work done in between meetings. I was stuck in another meeting all afternoon with about 25 other hapless victims - and the AC stopped working. :eek:

We needs our air conditionin’ down heah. We’re having a frickin’ drought, and it’s in the 90’s already! Sheesh!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/45 "2011-05-09T23:01:15Z")

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**BBBobbio** , that wasn’t misspelling, it was nicknamery - when I see her name, all I see are the llllll.

😛

Supper was nummy. But of course - I cooked! 😃

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/46 "2011-05-10T00:02:09Z")

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So surgery it is…just waiting on the insurance verification etc and hopefully should have a date tomorrow.

And I have no idea what is for supper…we have chicken.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/47 "2011-05-10T00:11:44Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Had Chinese for dindin, General Tso was not victimized. I have two cookie fortunes for your \<snerk\>age:
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> 1. Wisdom only comes with truth.
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> 2. Accept the next proposition you hear.

\<snerk\> IN BED! \<snerk\>

**mmmmmmm’s** ick on the surgery though it should make your knee feel all better.

I survived Vestry meetin’. Only an hour and a half this time. Large discussion on endowment funding. Fun times.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/48 "2011-05-10T00:40:09Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> A little more info on Crudites, it’s pronounced [crew-du-ta](http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=crudites). Not crud-ites

As an American I reserve and preserve the right to badly pronounce anything I want. How do you think GW won re-election? Brains? 😃

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/49 "2011-05-10T00:47:05Z")

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Today kinda sucked. Ah, well.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/50 "2011-05-10T00:50:51Z")

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I’m sorry,\*\* Soapy. \*\* I hope tomorrow is a better day.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/51 "2011-05-10T01:08:08Z")

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Thanks. Just have a lot of pressure on me right now and feeling like I’m going to buckle. And I’m worried about my high school friends who’s been missing since 4/30. She dropped her kids off at home, drove off and hasn’t been seen since. I think you’ve seen my FB stuff on it. It’s so sad.

Eta: first on 2! Looking up already!

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/52 "2011-05-10T01:54:23Z")

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Oy, some of my acquaintances have problems!

There’s “D” who was a server at a popular chain restaurant. They got caught in a sting and served alcohol to an underage “plant” - they’re lucky not to be in jail, from what I understand. As it is, they’re barred from working at any restaurant that serves alcohol for the next year, which really puts a bite into where they can work. Who doesn’t serve alcohol these days? I think even Denny’s has beer now. Last I heard, they’re looking at an abrupt career change.

Then there’s “B” who’s been working through years of pathological pack-ratting, and they’ve fairly quietly put out to a presumably trusted circle of friends that they’re now at the stage that they need a mass unload of their house, garage, sheds, etc. I don’t know when yet, but we’ll be heading to their place in the not distant future armed with gloves and dust masks. It’s definitely one of those “Them? A loony packrat with seven years of grocery coupons and cat filth?” cases.

Rounding out the perils is “G” who’s on a fixed retirement income and has so far spent just north of $4,000 that they really don’t have because their sewer got invaded by tree roots and had to be dug up and replaced. The first plumber did a bad job and “G” had to sue them via the city to at least recover a couple hundred to go to whoever it was that finished the job.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/53 "2011-05-10T02:22:17Z")

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Every few months Hubby decides he has to have Sauerbraten. His mom used to make it, but she doesn’t cook any more. Her caregiver tried to make it from mom’s recipe, but it wasn’t the same. Mom didn’t have it written down, so she thinks she’s forgotten something.  
I DON’T want to learn to make it. It sounds complicated and a little icky.

I’ve called every German restaurant in Seattle. Sigh. I guess I’ll have to find something to take his mind off it.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/54 "2011-05-10T03:28:45Z")

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Worked, watched hockey, had Chinese take out. My fortune:  
When you expect your opponent to yield, you should also avoid hurting him.

I ordered from Wang’s Restaurant.😃

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/55 "2011-05-10T04:17:05Z")

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It’s raining. WTF?

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/56 "2011-05-10T05:32:53Z")

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Checking in, I am with **Taters** wrt the rain. I see the dentist tomorrow, yee and haw. I want to get roses planted tomorrow in the afternoon, and the forecast said partly sunny so we’ll see.

Anyway, have a happy week everyone!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/57 "2011-05-10T10:12:30Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’ _YAWN_ 'Tis 67 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 96! That’s actually a little warmer than usual for May. That’s a summer-like temp. Factor in humidity and it will feel over a hunnert this afternoon.

**Soapy** I hope your friend is found safe and alive soon.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Worked, watched hockey, had Chinese take out. My fortune:  
> When you expect your opponent to yield, you should also avoid hurting him.
> 
> I ordered from Wang’s Restaurant.😃

\<snerk\> **IN BED!** \<snerk\> The kinkiest fortune I’ve seen in a while **doggio**! 😃

**gotti** hope things get all sorted out with your friends. “D” and “G” seem to be in especially sucky situations.

Time for more caffiene and feedin’ of rumbly tummy followed by irk purtification. Today there is a “Health Fair” at the civic center. I shall be there mannin’ the laminatin’ machine and other stuff for four hours. At least it includes **N.O.L.**.

Happy Tuesday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/58 "2011-05-10T10:55:17Z")

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[QUOTE=swampbear]  
**gotti** hope things get all sorted out with your friends. “D” and “G” seem to be in especially sucky situations.  
[/QUOTE]

Actually, I think it’s B who’s worse. They’re the one “living” in waist-high debris and cat puke. Probably a few nests of critters under all that stuff as well. G just needs cash to fix the situation, and D can either wait out the serving exile or do something else. They’re reasonably young so a career change is not as traumatic as if they’d been waiting tables all their life and knew absolutely nothing else.

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/59 "2011-05-10T11:07:23Z")

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Good Tuesday morning all. 🙂

I have caffeinated and brekkied (on frosted mini-wheats!) so all is good for me, so far, other than that I am running a bit later than usual. Today I may get the bus driver who won’t lower the bus unless I ask for it to be lowered (always with a please and thank you, mind you!). I just don’t understand why someone would take a job working with the public, then proceed to treat the public like crap. Now I do understand that there are plenty of crazy people out there in the public who are much worse, but that comes with the territory. I couldn’t do it, I know that much. 😃

**Rosie’s**.sig to any and all - hope you have a good day today and don’t get any crazy bus drivers! 😛

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2011, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-gotta-have-one-so-this-is-the-mmp/581252/60 "2011-05-10T11:19:09Z")

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Blurf.

Pedaled ass this morning. 'Twas a tad nippy to be riding in t-shirt and shorts, but the trip was quite pleasant anyway.

Nothing else to report. Carry on.

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