# We had 9/11 cake at work today.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174 "2008-09-11T22:53:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/41 "2008-09-12T13:57:42Z")

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> [@Madd\_Maxx](#):
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> That’s odd, we always had brownies that day.

And beer, I would hope.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/42 "2008-09-12T14:16:27Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Good grief. What next… Katrina Brownies?

True story: Ben & Jerry’s accepts suggestions for new ice cream flavors. I filed a suggestion that they make a new flavor – anything with brownies – and name it [“Heckuva Job, Brownie!”](http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/1230-01.htm) and donate profits to Katrina relief.

They did not call me back.

😛

Sailboat

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/43 "2008-09-12T17:07:41Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> [Obligatory Onion link](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28148)

I always figured that was the most touching story the Onion ever did.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/44 "2008-09-12T17:38:04Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> I always figured that was the most touching story the Onion ever did.

I’d vote for this one, from the same issue: [God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28151).

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/45 "2008-09-12T18:13:27Z")

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> [@stargazer](#):
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> Did it look like [this](http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/09/is-this-wreck-you-decide.html) one?

The best comment on that pic

‘A large sheet cake with plastic towers would have been more appropriate. That way you’re not eating through the towers in a way reminiscent of that terrible day.  
-Julie’

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/46 "2008-09-12T18:34:07Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> Appalling. First of all, the frosting shouldn’t be chocolate–those towers were white. Lose the chocolate or add white frosting vertical stripes.
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> Second, does the cake have filling? I am so hoping not…
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> Third, how does one cut this cake? And what with?

For the answer to your last question, i submit [this](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31IPPFCI21L.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/47 "2008-09-12T18:56:06Z")

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Knock knock  
Who’s there?  
911  
911 who?  
I thought you said you’d never forget?

Yeh, I’m in my handbasket.

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/48 "2008-09-12T21:45:32Z")

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> [@Litoris](#):
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> Knock knock  
> Who’s there?  
> 911  
> 911 who?  
> I thought you said you’d never forget?
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> Yeh, I’m in my handbasket.

One of the few truly funny knock knock jokes to ever make me laugh out loud.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/49 "2008-09-12T22:16:25Z")

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I think [this](http://consumerist.com/5049274/econolodge-commemorates-9+11-with-free-bowl-of-soup) is possibly even more bizarre and hilarious than a 9/11 cake.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/50 "2008-09-12T22:19:30Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> I think [this](http://consumerist.com/5049274/econolodge-commemorates-9+11-with-free-bowl-of-soup) is possibly even more bizarre and hilarious than a 9/11 cake.

What _kind_ of soup?

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/51 "2008-09-13T02:11:26Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I’d vote for this one, from the same issue: [God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28151).

Yes. Not only eloquent and moving, but a damn sight better theologically than most pulpits put out after 9/11. It was this piece that made me realize _The Onion_’s acid humor is driven by a deep well of humanism, warped by despair.

Sailboat

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-had-9-11-cake-at-work-today/463174/52 "2008-09-13T02:23:16Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> For the answer to your last question, i submit [this](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31IPPFCI21L.jpg).

Beautiful. I love it. Use the wing to cut the first tower, then crumple the second one with the tail…

I really liked both Onion articles. Who knew under all the snark there beat a heart?

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