# We have a new moderator in Great Debates: Jonathan Chance **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 7, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253 "2013-09-07T15:10:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/41 "2013-09-10T17:40:23Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > I’ll say, folks, these jackboots are really freaking comfortable. > > Who knew? It’s the seal-skin lining, but don’t tell anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/42 "2013-09-10T18:21:08Z")
Baby seals, right? I wouldn’t feel proper if it wasn’t baby seals. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/43 "2013-09-10T19:02:51Z")
I had mine made out of troll-skin. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/44 "2013-09-10T19:09:28Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I had mine made out of troll-skin. How did you keep them dead long enough to skin 'em? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/45 "2013-09-10T19:10:44Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > How did you keep them dead long enough to skin 'em? I wear their socks too. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/46 "2013-09-10T19:13:19Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I wear their socks too. I _thought_ your socks were kind of loud. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/47 "2013-09-11T00:15:20Z")
Check the label on the inside to make sure they aren’t **Czarcasm** ’s old boots. 'Cause…um…something. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/48 "2013-09-11T01:55:33Z")
The Dude just locked Jesus’ thread!! Christ is gonna be sooo pissed!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/49 "2013-09-11T02:03:47Z")
The Devil made him do it. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/50 "2013-09-11T02:20:38Z")
Hey, no lightning bolt yet. Haven’t even had my money table overturned. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/51 "2013-09-11T21:26:15Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > I’ll say, folks, these jackboots are really freaking comfortable. > > Who knew? They’re softened with the salve made of Troll’s Blood and Neatsfoot Oil. 😃 Congrats ! ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/52 "2013-09-12T02:09:37Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > Nah, because as Elan says, “A hundred to one is impossible, but a million to one is a sure thing.” I thought that was Sgt Colon? ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253/53 "2013-09-12T17:16:45Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > I thought that was Sgt Colon? _Golf clap_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-in-great-debates-jonathan-chance/668253.md?page=2)