# We have a new moderator -- LOACH

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-loach/705191>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [November 20, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-loach/705191 "2014-11-20T20:11:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-loach/705191/81 "2014-11-27T04:11:50Z")

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**Episode 12B  
How to recognize moderators from quite a long way away.  
No. 1  
The Loach**

_Photo of Loach_  
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The Loach. The Loach  
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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-loach/705191/82 "2014-11-28T06:48:14Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> \*Where do we get such men? They leave this ship and they do their job. Then they must find this speck lost somewhere pn the sea. When the find it they have to land on it’s pitching deck. Where do we get such men? \*

From holding cells. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-loach/705191/83 "2014-11-28T12:23:15Z")

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LOACH - Chinese fortune cookie say…

Lucky  
One  
Achieving  
Certain  
Honour

Congrats!

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-loach/705191/84 "2014-11-28T15:38:51Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> There are going to be a lot of changes around here.
> 
> From this day on, the official language of the SDMB will be Swedish.

This is why Loach loves Star Wars so much. Every time they swing a lightsaber, it makes a sound like “Bjorn! Bjorn!”

Welcome on board, Loach. My, what shiny jackboots those are!

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