# We have a new moderator -- MILLER **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 26, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625 "2009-09-26T05:02:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/21 "2009-09-26T23:35:46Z")
Wonderful! Adding another to the list of mods I have met… ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/22 "2009-09-26T23:38:24Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > Very true! As evidence: I have never once banned **norinew**. Haven’t ever even _warned_ me, have ya? Yeah, let 'em speculate about _that_ for a while! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/23 "2009-09-27T04:34:24Z")
Excellent choice! Congrats all around! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/24 "2009-09-27T04:57:55Z")
We have a new moderator – MILLER He’ll grind their bones to make his bread.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/25 "2009-09-27T05:30:39Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > . . .and more than anything else, I can’t wait to go mad with power. MAD, I tell you! What excuse did you use before you became mod? ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/26 "2009-09-27T08:47:53Z")
> [@](#): > > **Miller** was a stout carl for the nones, > Ful byg he was of brawn, and eek of bones; > > His berd, as any sowe or fox, was reed, > And therto brood, as though it were a spade. > Upon the cope right of his nose he hade > A werte, and theron stood a toft of herys, > Reed as the brustles of a sowes erys; ``` Chaucer ``` Astonishingly accurate, right down to the hairy wart on his nose! 🙂 Congratulations, **Miller**. I trust you have the regulation combat helmet and flak jacket. Be careful out there! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/27 "2009-09-27T10:06:34Z")
> [@Captain\_Amazing](#): > > What excuse did you use before you became mod? CIA mind control satellites. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/28 "2009-09-27T18:27:17Z")
**Miller** , I think you’ll be a great moderator for the GQ forum. Congratulations. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/29 "2009-09-28T16:29:30Z")
Looking forward to working with you, **Miller**! ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/30 "2009-09-28T16:39:37Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > CIA mind control satellites. Yep, sounds like he’s qualified to be a mod, all right. 😃 Oh, and conga-rats! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/31 "2009-09-28T17:03:15Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Yep, sounds like he’s qualified to be a mod, all right. 😃 > > Oh, and conga-rats! Instead of jackboots, he’ll be modding with a tinfoil hat. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/32 "2009-09-28T18:25:59Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > That explains the wombat in the tutu I found under my bed this morning. Darned kid. I send him out to fetch the goat for your initiation, and he ends up under your bed in a tutu. Bah. Look forward to working with you, **Miller**. This should be fun! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/33 "2009-09-28T19:11:47Z")
We have cast our lot with a copper’s narc. Doomed are we. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/34 "2009-09-28T20:15:14Z")
Logically minded and speaks clearly? Check. Ain’t afraid to tangle when there’s a need? Check. Makes me smile from time to time? Double check. Why heck yeah, the man’s definately cut from the right cloth. Congrats, **Miller**. This is a good fit. ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/35 "2009-09-30T19:15:43Z")
Congrats Miller! And now it’s time to drag out a very old sig file: Either the OP is a moron, or I am. Although for once, I’m pretty sure that it’s me. – **Miller** from: [The Thing I Hate About The Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=3557028&postcount=31) ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625/36 "2009-09-30T19:26:46Z")
Heh, if only we could have him in Great Debates. 😉 But that’s cool Miller is a very fair minded chap. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-new-moderator-miller/511625.md?page=1)