# We Have A Winner:  Bulwer-Lytton 2003

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner-bulwer-lytton-2003/189369 "2003-07-18T12:32:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner-bulwer-lytton-2003/189369/1 "2003-07-18T12:32:15Z")

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[2003 Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Contest](http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2003.htm)

The winner was so bad, it was good.

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> They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined  
> string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland Cheddar and the white . . .  
> Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn’t taste distinctly dissimilar  
> from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner-bulwer-lytton-2003/189369/2 "2003-07-18T13:30:09Z")

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Already in [Cafe Society](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=198357) . . .