# We have a WINNER!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611 "2000-09-18T15:59:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/41 "2000-09-20T13:12:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > > Goddamn freaky-ass necropheliacs. > > \*\* Hmmmmm. Have you ever known any necropheliacs to be anything but? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/42 "2000-09-20T13:47:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > Magical powers my ass! Is than anything like “My ass has powers; touch it”? :ducks and runs: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/43 "2000-09-20T14:43:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by struuter > _Originally posted by Dire Wolf: Goddamn freaky-ass necropheliacs._ > > Hmmmmm. Have you ever known any necropheliacs to be anything but? Well, I suppose on the “other side” it’s all just a good time 😛 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/44 "2000-09-20T15:01:23Z")
Hey, Dire Wolf, of course I wouldn’t try to pretty you up (although losing the thread spit & having those bits of snausages in eating reach has to be a good thing!) - that’s why I promised not to. But my feet get a little cold sometimes, would you mind curling up on them & keeping them warm? I could scratch behind your ears & feed you snausages from the magic bag… Oh, and Jester - the snow melted… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/45 "2000-09-20T15:33:07Z")
I’ve heard about your magical ass, Euty. A truly frightening tale (tail?). ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/46 "2000-09-20T15:53:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > my feet get a little cold sometimes, would you mind curling up on them & keeping them warm? ::flops on floor:: Ah-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d, they r-r-really are c-c-c-cold! Quit walking in snow with p-p-paper bags for shoes! ::settling in:: There, starting to warm up now? I have a body temperature of 101 degrees, you know. ::falls asleep, starts dreaming of ballads for fierra and struuter:: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… ::twitching, paws start moving, doggie-dream whimpers:: ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/47 "2000-09-20T16:01:05Z")
> [@](#): > > ::twitching, paws start moving, doggie-dream whimpers:: ::scratches ears & places snausage on the floor by DW’s nose ready for when he wakes up:: ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/48 "2000-09-20T17:58:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > ::scratches ears & places snausage on the floor by DW’s nose ready for when he wakes up:: …zzzzzzzzzzznnhhhhrrf? ::sniff sniff:: SNARF! ::licking chops:: Yum! _And now, as promised, its…_ The Ballad of fierra -or- Idle Time Spent While The Company Network Is Down, AGAIN… fierra, her hair is so lustrous and red. 3 spaniels has she, well cared for and fed (Except for poor Lucy, who must eat through a straw, Because after her surgery, her teeth are no more…) fierra loves her dogs 'cause they brighten up her day, Unlike her stupid cat that pissed on her Duvet! As Straight Dopers go, fierra is a trip (But don’t ever give her coffee or she will take out her whip) She’s the Goddess Of Chaos, and she helped kill a thread, Oh, and one other thing off the top of my head… She’ll shoot you a look so cold it’ll make you sneeze If you dare make her a sandwich that’s been ruined with cheese 😛 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/49 "2000-09-20T18:06:36Z")
Awesome, Volfy! _thundering applause_ ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/50 "2000-09-20T18:11:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dire Wolf \* > \*\*Quit walking in snow … > \*\* Hey, what’s so wrong with snow?! ::shlumps off, muttering:: ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/51 "2000-09-20T18:16:32Z")
Oh, for the love of…you were supposed to keep the snow in the FREEZER! No wonder it melted, just carrying it around in your pocket like that. Man, it really WAS rare when you were growing up. Well, then, I guess I shall bestow upon you another gift: this magical snow-carrying case, which will keep it chilled in style, while being compact enough to carry with you wherever you go. And, more snow to fit in it. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/52 "2000-09-20T18:50:16Z")
\ ::I can’t breathe:: \ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/53 "2000-09-20T18:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*\ > > ::I can’t breathe:: > > \ \*\* Anybody know mouth to…snow? Maybe his boxers on too tight… :eek: …oh, that’s right. What was it again? ‘Commando?’ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/54 "2000-09-20T18:57:22Z")
Jeesh. Read that: Maybe his boxers ARE too tight. (nitwit) ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/55 "2000-09-20T19:06:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Jester \* > **…you were supposed to keep the snow in the FREEZER** \ ::slump:: ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/56 "2000-09-20T19:17:42Z")
Oh! How cute! He’s turning the most adorable shade of blue. Isn’t that just precious! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/57 "2000-09-20T19:31:12Z")
Oh, well shit. _opens freezer_ _looks at Tymp_ Now I’m stumped. Do we try to warm him up? Or will he just melt? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/58 "2000-09-20T19:39:53Z")
**struuter** , I’d never melt around you. Firm and tingly to the touch, that’s a promise! 😃 On another note, thanks for opening the door…chilly in there. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/59 "2000-09-20T19:43:11Z")
**Temp** , you big meannie :mad: and **struuter** , I heard theat the best way to warm a man is to strip nekked and climb into a sleeping bag with him. Just trying to help. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611/60 "2000-09-20T19:45:40Z")
Have you no mercy? Don’t start another one of these things! I’ve got to work at some point, you know! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-a-winner/33611.md?page=4)