# We have an iToilet. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 8, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152 "2004-03-08T18:12:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/1 "2004-03-08T18:12:19Z")
We installed a new toilet in our master bathroom this weekend, and while we were at Lowes we decided to also replace the toilet lid. So I picked out one in a clear blue resin with little bubbles inside the resin. When we put it on the toilet, we realized it looked like an iMac. Our little iToilet is so cool. We have a cooler toilet than you do. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/2 "2004-03-08T18:37:38Z")
A friend of mine, when he buys a computer, peels off the “Made for Windows blahblah” sticker and puts it on the toilet. I tried that with mine, but the computer was so old it didn’t stick to anything. The dorm-style toilet (metal pipe instead of a tank, the kind you see in just about any public restroom) didn’t help matters. So I flushed it and got on with my life. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/3 "2004-03-08T19:41:22Z")
iToliet? You knew someone would have to come in with a [ToiletPC](http://www.envador.com/Photos/ToiletPC/), right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/4 "2004-03-08T20:09:15Z")
Ewww! The brown paint around the rim was definitely the finishing touch. Too bad they didn’t have my blue resin lid, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/5 "2004-03-08T20:14:55Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > … Our little iToilet is so cool. We have a cooler toilet than you do. Well, shit! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/6 "2004-03-08T21:12:15Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > We have a cooler toilet than you do. Oh, go sit on it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/7 "2004-03-08T21:18:25Z")
Well, you mut be just flushed with pride! ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/8 "2004-03-09T02:48:30Z")
I just kind of got a kick out of **deadlyaccurate** starting a thread about cool toilets. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/9 "2004-03-09T03:11:39Z")
> [@Jeff Olsen](#): > > iToliet? You knew someone would have to come in with a [ToiletPC](http://www.envador.com/Photos/ToiletPC/), right? 😃 Screw the ToiletPC. Us [iToilet](http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/) users know who has the _real_ cool computers. ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/10 "2004-03-09T13:34:38Z")
So, how’s the download speed? ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/11 "2004-03-09T13:39:36Z")
> [@HDS](#): > > So, how’s the download speed? It’s terrific! It’s supposedly a 28 gpf iToilet (golfballs per flush), but I admit I haven’t verified that. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/12 "2004-03-09T14:16:17Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > It’s terrific! It’s supposedly a 28 gpf iToilet (golfballs per flush), but I admit I haven’t verified that. The true test is after a night of WhiteCastle. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![talking\_head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@talking\_head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/talking_head)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/13 "2004-03-09T14:35:34Z")
With a bit of music, you will have and ipoddy. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/14 "2004-03-09T16:38:03Z")
> [@talking head](#): > > With a bit of music, you will have and ipoddy. ::groan:: You, sir/ma’am, deserve to be taken out and shot for that one. 😉 Welcome to the boards, btw. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/15 "2004-03-09T22:38:34Z")
[Do you want to go today?](http://www.theonion.com/onion3536/e_toilet.html) > [@](#): > > “Just log on, log out, and log off. It’s that simple.” ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/16 "2004-03-09T23:18:37Z")
Quite a lot of potty humor going around 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-an-itoilet/233152/17 "2004-03-10T01:11:02Z")
This thread is going down the drain.