# We have heads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359 "2010-06-07T23:36:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/1 "2010-06-07T23:36:15Z")
Oh, this is big news alrighty. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/2 "2010-06-07T23:47:54Z")
Fish heads? Roly-poly ones? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/3 "2010-06-07T23:58:12Z")
Are you Rosey Grier or Ray Milland? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/4 "2010-06-07T23:59:51Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > **We have heads!** > > Oh, this is big news alrighty. Gardening or ultrasound? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/5 "2010-06-08T00:01:05Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Gardening or ultrasound? Or dermatology? ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/6 "2010-06-08T00:16:49Z")
or numismatics? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/7 "2010-06-08T00:21:36Z")
A trip to Easter Island? ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/8 "2010-06-08T00:23:50Z")
Is there a discussion of phrenology coming? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/9 "2010-06-08T00:26:43Z")
Lettuce? Pins? of State? ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/10 "2010-06-08T00:32:51Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Oh, is is big news alrighty. Ahh…errr…having a bit of a problem here, because I can’t see the OP. Perhaps if I try looking at it indirectly, so as to engage the more sensitive region of my retina…ah hah!.. Come on, now **Chefguy** : Could we be a little more descriptive? For the Straight Dope, Spectre of Pithecanthropus, Moderator In Charge Of Reminding Posters We Need More Descriptive OPs, for today. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/11 "2010-06-08T00:34:09Z")
Does one of them belong to Alfredo Garcia, by any chance? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/12 "2010-06-08T00:38:41Z")
Are they good for anything besides hanging our hats? ---
**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/13 "2010-06-08T00:40:44Z")
Clearly the answer is herpetological. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/14 "2010-06-08T01:31:07Z")
Are they in a duffel bag? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/15 "2010-06-08T01:44:47Z")
Are they smoking weed? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/16 "2010-06-08T01:54:52Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > Ahh…errr…having a bit of a problem here, because I can’t see the OP. > > Perhaps if I try looking at it indirectly, so as to engage the more sensitive region of my retina…ah hah!.. > > Come on, now **Chefguy** : Could we be a little more descriptive? > > For the Straight Dope, > > Spectre of Pithecanthropus, Moderator In Charge Of Reminding Posters We Need More Descriptive OPs, for today. Sorry for being coy, but sometimes it’s fun to see the responses. I’m talking broccoli and cauliflower, my friends. Like magic the heads appeared, just as we were about to give up on them for just being big, leafy plants with no future but the compost heap. We thought the cold weather and surplus of rain had doomed them. But today when I went out to pull them up, lo and behold!, small heads peeking shyly out from the leaves. It’s magic, I tells ya. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/17 "2010-06-08T03:05:52Z")
Yum! Sounds like the way the trees leaf here. One morning…poof! Leaves! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-heads/542359/18 "2010-06-08T03:13:55Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Are you Rosey Grier or Ray Milland? Could be Abigail & Brittany Hensel.