# We have sexy lingerie for YOU! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 8, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051 "2005-02-08T19:48:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/1 "2005-02-08T19:48:41Z")
[Spamusement](http://www.spamusement.com/): Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! It’s the funniest idea for a website I’ve seen in a while; I’ve been cracking up all morning. My favorites so far are [the one from the subject line](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=140) and [An e-mail from God](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=139) and maybe [Bert don’t sleep yet](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=143) and [It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=178). ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/2 "2005-02-08T19:51:55Z")
I like it! Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/3 "2005-02-08T20:35:38Z")
Best site ever…I’m so getting fired today! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/4 "2005-02-08T21:30:14Z")
I loved an email from God too, and Bert don’t sleep yet. Have sent link to people I know. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/5 "2005-02-08T21:39:07Z")
[We have located several horny women in your area!](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=13) was good. But the laughter caused by [Amazing Software Types While You Talk](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=43) just got me in trouble here at work. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/6 "2005-02-08T21:44:55Z")
My two favorites: [Make your c\*ck a hammer](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=92) [hide your license plate Grover](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=83) I still wonder what the last one means. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/7 "2005-02-08T21:46:45Z")
**SolGrundy** , that is the funniest site I have seen since [Acts of Gord](http://www.actsofgord.com/). Maybe even better. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/8 "2005-02-08T21:50:02Z")
Now that I think about it, I wonder. **SolGrundy** , was finding this site a [scientific breakthrough or dumb luck?](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=87) ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/9 "2005-02-08T22:24:23Z")
[Please explain the specific MEDICAL reason for ordering this MEDICATION!](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=45) Pure gold. Also [Oprah’s Secret Diet?](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=129) and [today is the best day](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=84). ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/10 "2005-02-08T22:33:39Z")
There’s [a](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=36) [four](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=37)-[cartoon](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=38) [series](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=161) that’s among his finest work. I’m also fond of [these](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=52) [two](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=155). ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/11 "2005-02-08T23:09:47Z")
Oh, God, I so needed to laugh like this today. Thanks, **Sol**! My favorite so far: [HEATH WARNING!](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=34) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/12 "2005-02-08T23:12:12Z")
Oh, and here’s one especially for you, Chuck: [http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=66](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=66) ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/13 "2005-02-08T23:21:40Z")
[Let Yoda Refinance your House](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=127) is so funny it hurts. [Security Bacon](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=125) was great too! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/14 "2005-02-10T04:58:05Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > [hide your license plate Grover](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=83) > > I still wonder what the last one means. 😕 There is a spray-on product in auto parts stores that claims to make your license plate unphotographable by those automatic cameras that catch red-light-runners. If you meant the cartoon, Grover is one of the Muppets. That’s not a bad likeness. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/15 "2005-02-10T08:45:48Z")
I’m going to follow the advice of[How To Live Without Fear In America](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=121) ! What a great site! Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/16 "2005-02-10T14:31:17Z")
Those are great… heh. It’s kind of like [Exploding Dog](http://www.explodingdog.com), only with Spam subjects. I don’t think it’s poorly drawn though. I think the art style suits the jokes very well. 🙂 _bookmarks_ ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/17 "2005-02-10T14:37:40Z")
Ah, I remember this one. My favorite is still [Your Life Ins. Company PRAYS you will NEVER SEE this.](http://spamusement.com/view.php?id=75) ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/18 "2005-02-10T14:40:29Z")
I don’t know exactly why, but [this](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=136) had me in stitches. This guy really has a thing for pterodactyls and cupcakes, doesn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/19 "2005-02-10T15:16:52Z")
[This](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=171), [this](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=94) and [this](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=104) are my favorites. Damn funny site. Thanks **SolGrundy**. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051/20 "2005-02-10T15:36:46Z")
[Ha!](http://www.spamusement.com/view.php?id=163) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-have-sexy-lingerie-for-you/289051.md?page=2)