We knew she was fine when she started giggling

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A woman got knocked in the head pretty hard. The medical folks went over, and started checking her out, to make sure nothing serious had happened to her. They were asking questions in the check for a concussion, when they said, “Who is the President of the United States?”

2

My 6-year old cousin told her father “We can do anything we want to!”

Dad asked “Why is that?”

“Because we don’t have a president - no president, no rules!”

3

LOL. I have no reply to that, but it gave me a good guffaw. Well done, Puno! Good show, I say!

4

My son just asked me, ‘since we don’t know who the president is, do we still have to pledge allegiance?’ Why he put these two together, I have no idea. But, my answer was still ‘YES, we still do!’

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We don’t have to, even if there is a president…

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Did you hear that they’re changing all the road signs in Florida? Yeah, apparently they were too confusing…

Japan just sent us 50,000,000 cases of viagra because they heard that the United States can’t hold an election.

“I hope we get this president thing sorted out soon cause everytime the aliens tell me to take them to my leader, I don’t know what to do.” ~George MacMillan

The American people have spoken, and what they said was, “We’re undecided.”

Yeah I know that was kind of random (and mundane and pointless perhaps?) but oh well…it sort of goes along with the thread…maybe…

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You owe me a new monitor 'cause I just spit French Roast all over it.
hehehehe
That joke is going to my sister - works for a state senator in NY and she’s collecting election jokes.

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sigh Yes, you still have a president. Even I know that. Bill Clinton is still the president, which is why he went to Vietnam.

But - you want scary? We haven’t had a prime minister for the last four weeks, since the Governor-General dissolves Parliament at the beginning of the election campaign. (No Parliament, no ruling party, no cabinet, therefore no prime minister.) So, basically, while we’re holding an election, who’s in charge? Adrienne Clarkson, basically. (Oh, and Peter Mansbridge. :slight_smile: )

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Better late than never I suppose . . .