# We May be Back to Normal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [April 24, 2016, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006 "2016-04-24T19:15:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/1 "2016-04-24T19:15:32Z")

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I have back most of my Mod Powers in the last 45 minutes and am not getting logged out no matter what I do.

I just banned many of the sock accounts members had to use a few days ago. Couldn’t do that until just now.

Thanks, John and crew.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/2 "2016-04-24T19:17:16Z")

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Speak for yourself.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/3 "2016-04-24T19:18:06Z")

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Seems to be working for me, too.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/4 "2016-04-24T19:20:29Z")

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I still can’t ban anyone.

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**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/5 "2016-04-24T19:30:25Z")

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Seems to be normal for me too! But I, like **Morgenstern** , cannot seem to ban anyone either. Damn!

_(“Will I be able to play the piano after the surgery?”… …“Good! 'Cause I couldn’t play it before!”)_

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/6 "2016-04-24T19:31:46Z")

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Haven’t had a chance to test my ban powers. Who to pick, who to pick…

ETA: Self- banning. I took out ITD12

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/7 "2016-04-24T19:37:22Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> ETA: Self- banning.

“I’ve been banned once already. It’s very liberating. You should think of it as, uh… therapy.”

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/8 "2016-04-24T19:38:25Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Haven’t had a chance to test my ban powers. Who to pick, who to pick…
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> ETA: Self- banning. I took out ITD12

Darnitall! I thought you were looking for suggestions! 😛

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/9 "2016-04-24T19:41:04Z")

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It’s great to have the banhammer back.

It was especially satisfying (although a bit surreal) to ban that jerk **Colibri2**.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/10 "2016-04-24T19:41:06Z")

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System appears to be working for me, which is great, since this morning, I was logged out immediately after logging on (every time).

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/11 "2016-04-24T19:48:12Z")

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Test: Trying to reply from Tapatalk.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/12 "2016-04-24T19:49:42Z")

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Huzzah!

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/13 "2016-04-24T19:55:49Z")

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“Normal”? But I come here to get away from the normal! ☹

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/14 "2016-04-24T19:57:12Z")

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SDMB Normal is not the same as In Real Life normal. Entirely different concepts. I think someone did a mathematical proof of it.

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/15 "2016-04-24T20:00:35Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Haven’t had a chance to test my ban powers. Who to pick, who to pick…

fodothiurse looks bannable:

> **[speculation it may have been even a](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=791234)**
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> Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 1 Live Stream - Reddit

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/16 "2016-04-24T20:05:29Z")

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A rousing three cheers for whichever tech fixed things up. And a sibilant hiss and ireful boo for whoever broke it in the first place.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/17 "2016-04-24T20:07:19Z")

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This is entirely accurate.

" Dopes": A sitcom.

Fade up from black.

Dopes is filled with the quiet indistinct burbling of a dozen highly intellectual conversations, which oddly also sound like the background murmur of every sitcom ever shot.

Ed Zotti ambles in and slides his taut ripped self up onto his stool. The bar erupts with a raucous cry of " ED !!! ".

As he settles in the barkeep, TubaDiva, slides a fresh and foamy pint down the bar and loudly asks, " How’re those participles doin’, Ed"

He calls out, " Dangling just to the left of center as always, Diva " as the bar is filled with the type of laughter frequently heard on a carefully processed laugh track.

Hilarity ensues for the following 22 minutes.

Fade To Black.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/18 "2016-04-24T20:15:00Z")

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FWIW this was the first time since we came back up that it remembered my account when I came back.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/19 "2016-04-24T20:17:10Z")

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Everything looks good from here, including Tapatalk.

If you haven’t already, you can ban davidm-tempsock-sorry (or something like that, I forget the exact name).

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-may-be-back-to-normal/753006/20 "2016-04-24T20:17:13Z")

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Huzzah!

What a glorious day!

I love you peeps!

I can now log in and the site remembered me and auto logged me in.

Thanks to the peeps behind the scene for all of your work to get this place back up!

**Ed** and **Eds’ peeps,** you are wonderful people. May wonderfulness happen to you forever.

I love you!

Especially your butts!

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