# We need a DopeFest Purity Test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906 "2001-10-11T21:59:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/41 "2001-10-13T19:03:49Z")
56%. But that is only answering with what I **remember** happening, or what was reported happening by more than one reputable source. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/42 "2001-10-13T19:07:19Z")
Hmm…65%. And I’ve been to a _lot_ of DopeFests in several cities. Since I’m no slouch in the alcohol arena, I can only conclude that I’ve been wearing too much clothing to the 'Fests. How about: Have you ever attended a DopeFest in your underwear? Have you ever been in drag at a DopeFest? Have you attended a DopeFest that lasted two days? Have you attended DopeFests in more than one state? Have you been in communication from a DopeFest with another DopeFest going on simultaneously somewhere else in the world? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/43 "2001-10-14T05:27:40Z")
67% pure. I gotta start drinking and getting laid more. And licking people. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/44 "2001-10-14T05:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*\*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > > > Have you ever done something with a cow at a dopefest? > > > > **BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hey, lno?** 😉 > > Look, I TOLD you, _the cow never said no_!! Yeah, but it was tied to a post, and it was underage. Dear gawd man!! Wasn’t rolling around in the [hay loft](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1689580#post1689580) with **Silver** , enough. Oh yeah, I’m at 80%. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/45 "2001-10-14T06:24:18Z")
Hm. 94. And that was only after I admitted doing something with a cow. [sub]I fed it, you weirdos. Cow food.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/46 "2001-10-14T17:41:13Z")
You’re missing an important staple question for purity tests: 0 Have you ever done something at a DopeFest just to lower your score on a purity test? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/47 "2001-10-14T18:07:09Z")
Does eating a cheeseburger count as doing something with a cow? ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/48 "2001-10-14T18:38:28Z")
How many people want to sleep with you at a dopefest? 1. Are you kidding, nobody wants to sleep with me. 2. One, they know who they are. 3. More then one. 4. I am Thinksnow…everybody wants to sleep with me… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/49 "2001-10-15T02:45:32Z")
Whoo hoo! Just one DopeFest and I’m 77% pure. I have to work a little harder, I see. [sub]I KNEW I should have played with the Buttplug of Doom, but the damn thing scared me.[/sub] I’d like to thank the Academy, all the Dopers involved… ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906/50 "2001-10-15T03:20:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Xploder \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > > \*\*Have you hosted a dopefest? At your house? > > \*\* > > Ummmmm…yes. Twice. And **never** again. I prefer to have my neighbors talk to me after parties. 😃 \*\* Did the neighbors complain? Did they call the police? heh [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-a-dopefest-purity-test/86906.md?page=2)