God knows they could probably use the stress release.
Wait, does this mean I should be inspired by GTA4 to pick up a shot gun and start shooting at passersby? I don’t know, there’s this part of my brain that says, yeah the game is fun and some times funny, but in reality there’d be a lot of blood and I’d probably slip in it, fall down, and instanteously be arrested before I even shot 3 people. And hell, I don’t think that I’d fair much better if I tried jumping on people’s cars so they could ferry my lazy ass around while I shot at people. Not even if I stretched first.
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Speaking of jews, why is there a smilie of a Hasidic jew? ;j
I find it a little odd.
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Actually, it’s a gay jew that’s been corrupted by the evil of Pac Man. Get that little yellow bastard before he reaches a power-pill and finishes us all!
Not to mention the fact that after getting shot/arrested, you’re unlikely to recover/make parole in the order of a few seconds. I woudn’t have the attention span for that. I’d be sitting in court with the judge going bla bla bla thinking “skip the damn cut scene, I wanna try the rocket launcher out again!”
'scuse me, the phone is ringing. Might be a mission!
Maybe those teens who are suing McDonald’s should actually sue the makers of Pac Man. Hell, that little yellow bastard ate everything that got in his way - dots, cherries, evil blue monsters…