# We need new euphimisms for 'penis' **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773 "2003-10-11T01:04:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/41 "2003-10-11T16:46:01Z")
“Omar the tent maker” “Shock and his two friends, Awe” ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/42 "2003-10-11T16:51:32Z")
I wanna be a guy! There are so many neat things to call your best friend. Some one needs to start a euhhimisms for “vagina” thread! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/43 "2003-10-11T16:53:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Some one needs to start a euhhimisms for “vagina” thread! Then we could have euphamisms for female masturbation. Like “roughing up the bear”. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/44 "2003-10-11T16:54:41Z")
Okay, how about this for “vagina”? **Pole Vault**. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/45 "2003-10-11T16:57:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > \*\*Then we could have euphamisms for female masturbation. I have serveral euphamisms for my “alone” time, as of late, its been _teletubby time_. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/46 "2003-10-11T16:58:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*I wanna be a guy! There are so many neat things to call your best friend. > > Some one needs to start a euhhimisms for “vagina” thread! \*\* Keeping in the flying theme, I like cockpit.😃 Johnny, I didn’t realize you were a rotor-head! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/47 "2003-10-11T17:01:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vestal Blue \* > Keeping in the flying theme, I like cockpit.😃 So in keeping with that, would your joystick go in my cockpit? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/48 "2003-10-11T17:02:00Z")
Incidentally, [Roughing up the Bear](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=134803) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/49 "2003-10-11T17:03:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*So in keeping with that, would your joystick go in my cockpit? \*\* You Betcha! Slip-fit for comfort and proper control… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/50 "2003-10-11T17:06:11Z")
Damn… So its gonna be a wild ride? ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/51 "2003-10-11T17:08:29Z")
I’m sure we could think of some aerobatic maneouvers, also acrobatic…aerobic… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/52 "2003-10-11T17:09:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Johnny, I didn’t realize you were a rotor-head! Wot, I didn’t mention it? How can you tell if there’s a pilot at your party? He’ll tell you. 😃 [sub]I’m not current at the moment. Other things going on. And now that I’m unemployed, helicopters will be too expensive a hobby. ☹ [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/53 "2003-10-11T17:12:19Z")
I’m sure you can always rent a Stearman or something…Not quite as pricey. Best of luck on the job hunt; I’m breathlessly awaiting that interview call myself. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/54 "2003-10-11T17:12:54Z")
I gotta go kill a kitten. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/55 "2003-10-11T17:14:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*I gotta go kill a kitten. \*\* :eek: I DO hope you’re joking… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/56 "2003-10-11T17:15:33Z")
You do know what it means to “kill a kitten”, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/57 "2003-10-11T17:17:56Z")
Apparently not…I so do love learning new euphamisms… Care t oenlighten me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/58 "2003-10-11T17:19:55Z")
Killing a kitten = masterbation. Playing hide and seek with b.o.b is as well. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/59 "2003-10-11T17:22:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*Killing a kitten = masterbation. > Playing hide and seek with b.o.b is as well. \*\* I figured as much; after I thought about it… It’s nice to know I have that effect on wimmins! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/60 "2003-10-11T17:23:51Z")
Ahem… getting back to the OP; ‘bologna pony’ as in _riding the…_ ‘little Elvis’ as in _Little Elvis has left the building_. I do like Dubya as a descriptive, but he sure as hell ain’t _my_ best friend. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773.md?page=4)