# We need new euphimisms for 'penis'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 11, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773 "2003-10-11T01:04:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-need-new-euphimisms-for-penis/206773/81 "2003-10-21T12:54:20Z")

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The intra-gonadal sperm transport. Has a nice ring to it, eh?

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