# We needs some flunkies! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490 "2001-04-27T02:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/121 "2001-05-02T12:56:38Z")
I forgot: \ ***Get back to work, everyone!!** **Astrogirl** needs to live a life of pampering after we get married! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/122 "2001-06-29T21:26:29Z")
::Scantily clad Executive Assistant and Employee of the Month comes in with a full page add from the newspaper and hangs it on the wall of the breakroom:: > [@](#): > > Now on the NY Times Bestseller list, > > **"A Day in the Life"** , by _X_ > > A look at the sordid day to day goings on in a seemingly innocent looking office. > > See what really goes on in the Boss’s office behind closed doors and what’s really in those drawers of his desk. > > Learn the real reason **Tommy** is called **Two Ties** and just how \* did \ ***Astroboy** become **AstroBoss** seemingly overnight. > > Full color, never before seen pictures of parties and … dictation sessions. > > On sale now at seedier bookstores nationwide for $19.99! > > Get yours today! Hey! **AstroBoss**! Seen the paper today? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/123 "2001-06-30T03:12:38Z")
I can’t believe I didn’t see this the first time around, but: No one’s applied for the chauffer position. My qualifications: I drove pickups, 2 1/2 ton and 5 ton trucks around Korea for 9 years. I also drove my own car for 2 years. Never had an accident. Came close (daily) but never an accident. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/124 "2001-06-30T03:20:12Z")
You’re hired, **Fugazi**! Anyone who can drive here and not get killed has my respect (these people are crazy when they get behind the wheel!:D) **BACK TO WORK EVERYONE!!** **Arden** , will you sign my copy of **A Day In The Life**? ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/125 "2001-06-30T07:28:24Z")
Bloody slavedriver… ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/126 "2001-06-30T07:29:16Z")
I’ll sign anything you want, **AstroBoss**. Afterall, you’ve made the “frontpage” now. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/127 "2001-06-30T08:02:47Z")
You know, I remember when this office really was **something**. We didn’t need miniskirts and man-cleavage in **my** day. Now **Astroboss’s** old man– **Astrobastardboss** –he could run an office, let me tell you. I’m going to go sit down at my desk now. I found a crossword puzzle. If Astrobossboy isn’t too busy working (ha, like what he does could be considered **work** ), he could make sure I had some ice tea. Long Island IceTea. I’m waiting. ---
**Author:** ![MrO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@MrO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrO)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/128 "2001-06-30T08:56:14Z")
So this is what AstroBozo does at his “job.” Oh, you kooky, zany, wacky kids. ---
**Author:** ![MarsDragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@MarsDragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarsDragon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/129 "2001-06-30T10:38:32Z")
Can I be the dissaffected collage student intern? I’ll hang around the office doing odd jobs and making sarcastic comments. I’ll do anything asked, but there’s no garentee it will be done well, on time, or even at all. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/130 "2001-07-02T01:58:27Z")
I have long legs and decent cleavage and love wearing skimpy dresses. I am a woman of loose morals and to be sincere I can’t type. In my last job I got the pink slip when the boss’s wife walked in when boss and I were “working overtime”. Do you think you can find me a place in your organization? Do I have to send my C.V.? It has plenty pictures. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490/131 "2001-07-02T12:25:37Z")
Frickin’ poo man. Here I thought we were finally free of that as… er… nice boss Astroboy. I guess it’s back to the grind well not me anyways as I’m not female and I won’t be doing any grinding since I don’t hold a position of authority… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-needs-some-flunkies/63490.md?page=6)