# We will not post outrageous lies in this thread, **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949 "2018-03-03T04:34:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949/41 "2018-03-06T02:14:07Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > NO! I am Jennifer Lawrence and her twin sister dammit! Dammit Lawrence? I’m sorry; I meant Jennifer _Aniston_’s twin sister. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949/42 "2018-03-06T03:43:34Z")
My hair Is nice like Anistons. But my eyes are wet. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949/43 "2018-03-06T07:40:17Z")
The Phillips head screwdriver was invented by Henry F. Phillips 26 years before the Phillips head screw. He died before he ever saw his invention used. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949/44 "2018-03-06T15:10:18Z")
The human appendix does have a purpose. If you learn to flex a certain muscle just right, it’ll make you turn invisible. I once hit a cue ball hard and fast enough to make it bounce off opposite cushions seventeen times. Fish have names and will come if you call them by the correct one. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949/45 "2018-03-06T16:40:29Z")
Good one! ---
**Author:** ![El\_DeLuxo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_deluxo/32/9043_2.png) [@El\_DeLuxo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_DeLuxo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949/46 "2018-03-06T20:37:59Z")
- It’s illegal for space aliens to work as pizza deliverypersons in Carmel, California. - The Brazilian national dish is _Teddiero y Latexo_, broiled Teddy bear stuffed with rubber O-rings and served in a tasty elm-leaf sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949/47 "2018-03-06T21:15:51Z")
Most strippers are hard working girls doing what they can to graduate college. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949/48 "2018-03-07T02:45:58Z")
The Earth moves 1/2" closer to the Sun every day. In, roughly, ten years, each man, woman and child will have an incredible tan. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-will-not-post-outrageous-lies-in-this-thread/809949.md?page=2)