# We won't have Spicer to kick around any more.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 21, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808 "2017-07-21T16:20:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/1 "2017-07-21T16:20:24Z")

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[Sean Spicer Resigns as White House Press Secretary](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/21/us/politics/sean-spicer-resigns-as-white-house-press-secretary.html), New York Times, July 21, 2017.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/2 "2017-07-21T16:23:46Z")

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One asshole down. Next asshole up.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/3 "2017-07-21T16:24:36Z")

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Will any lesson be learned by other Republicans that your loyalty will not be rewarded?

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**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/4 "2017-07-21T16:41:12Z")

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I’m bettin’ that of all of Trump’s people, Spicer comes out in the best light. He’s got a sense of humor – even a charm – and he got out early. He did the President’s dirty work, but at the same time, just a little part of him straddled the fence of being Trump’s guy while recognizing the lunacy of it all.

And who’s not going to want read his book?

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/5 "2017-07-21T16:53:13Z")

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And it’s been just six months to the date of the most bizarre presidential press conferences ever where Spicer ranted about the inauguration crowds and refused to answer questions from the media.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/6 "2017-07-21T17:00:06Z")

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I feel bad for Melissa Mccarthy.

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**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/7 "2017-07-21T17:13:07Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I feel bad for Melissa Mccarthy.

Her days are numbered, too.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/8 "2017-07-21T17:16:53Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I feel bad for Melissa Mccarthy.

On the plus side, Aidy Brant can do Sarah Sanders. (I won’t use her “hey look at me I’m the child of someone famous” middle name)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/9 "2017-07-21T17:18:43Z")

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Trump can’t fire Ms McCarthy, only Alex Baldwin can do that.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/10 "2017-07-21T17:23:56Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I feel bad for Melissa Mccarthy.

I really hope she does a Spicer resigning skit. I mean she kind of has to doesn’t she???

Please please please!

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/11 "2017-07-21T17:25:24Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> One asshole down. Next asshole up.

You could tell how uncomfortable the last asshole was in playing Trump’s Director of Communications. The next asshole is far worse in that he seems like he’s actually going to enjoy the shit that comes out of him.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/12 "2017-07-21T17:27:30Z")

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Looking forward to his NYT interview! ! !

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/13 "2017-07-21T17:36:07Z")

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Spicey had an impossible job, explaining the unexplainable for a boss who undercut him at every opportunity, and did it just about as badly as could be expected. I _almost_ feel sorry for him.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/14 "2017-07-21T17:41:16Z")

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Maybe Spicer can go on SNL and play himself, now.

It seems the Fox “News” takeover of the White House is now nearly complete.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/15 "2017-07-21T17:57:22Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> Will any lesson be learned by other Republicans that your loyalty will not be rewarded?

Buddy Trump has [got your back.](https://youtu.be/5WXVaChA3Q0?t=76)

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/16 "2017-07-21T18:12:15Z")

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Loyalty, like virtue, is its own reward. Or at any rate, its as much as your likely to get.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/17 "2017-07-21T18:15:37Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Maybe Spicer can go on SNL and play himself, now.
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> It seems the Fox “News” takeover of the White House is now nearly complete.

I would love that. Have McCartney start off and then have Spicer come in and say “Excuse me. I got this.” (or something I’m not a comedy writer).

Oh man that would be great.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/18 "2017-07-21T18:16:35Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> One asshole down. Next asshole up.

My money’s Priebus. Apparently, he and Scaramouch, Scaramouch, _will you do the fandango_\* don’t get a long too well.

\*sorry, couldn’t help it.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/19 "2017-07-21T18:22:48Z")

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Spicer will go on TV to pledge fealty to the man who destroyed his reputation. He’s not gonna do a tell-all book, appear on SNL, etc.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/we-wont-have-spicer-to-kick-around-any-more/791808/20 "2017-07-21T18:25:00Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> Will any lesson be learned by other Republicans that your loyalty will not be rewarded?

Not until Inauguration Day.

LOL Sanders is reading a statement right now paying tribute to Spicer, how Trump appreciates his service and Spicey got, and I quote, '“great ratings.” You can’t make this stuff up.

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