# Wearing an adult onesie **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 24, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960 "2021-06-24T19:18:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/1 "2021-06-24T19:18:16Z")
Anyone here wear a onesie? I have one of these on order (see link). Are they hard to get in and out of? A pain when pooping? Obviously, they look great, but are they practical? > **[Designer Tailored Casual Wear | Men's Sweats | Orlebar Brown](https://www.orlebarbrown.com/us/men/clothing/sweats/?dwvar_270060_color=523)** > > Premium men's casual wear, including luxury lounge wear, shirts and sweat trousers in the softest cotton styles. Comfort meets quality. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/2 "2021-06-24T19:21:20Z")
> [@HughGoply](#): > > Obviously, they look great… Yeah…no. 😬 ---
**Author:** ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/3 "2021-06-24T19:25:17Z")
> [@HughGoply](#): > > Obviously, they look great Seconding that this is less-than-obvious to me. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/4 "2021-06-24T19:26:53Z")
> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#): > > > [@HughGoply](#): > > > > Obviously, they look great > > Seconding that this is less-than-obvious to me. - It’s obvious to me. It looks like crap. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/5 "2021-06-24T19:27:49Z")
Ladies might look cute in them. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/6 "2021-06-24T19:30:47Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > It’s obvious to me. > > It looks like crap. And yet, it’s the future of space fashion: [![](http://media.comicbook.com/2018/05/star-trek-skant-1110877.jpeg) ](http://media.comicbook.com/2018/05/star-trek-skant-1110877.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/7 "2021-06-24T19:33:40Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > It’s obvious to me. > > It looks like crap. Well, well. Guess who’s not on my Christmas onesie list any more… ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/8 "2021-06-24T19:37:35Z")
Video: [Goldfinger (1964) - Miami hotel pool scene - YouTube](https://youtu.be/8kDdIL0tSeI) What else would you wear in that situation? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/9 "2021-06-24T19:37:36Z")
> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > It’s obvious to me. > > > > It looks like crap. > > Well, well. Guess who’s not on my Christmas onesie list any more… Best…gift…_evar!_ ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/10 "2021-06-24T19:38:57Z")
> [@HughGoply](#): > > What else would you wear in that situation? What just about every other adult is wearing. ---
**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/11 "2021-06-24T19:39:32Z")
Only a Mr. Universe (Sean Connery) could look good in that. ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/12 "2021-06-24T19:41:14Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > What just about every other adult is wearing So this? [![](https://external-preview.redd.it/z5rjhdj09Vtc-9fqL7iVDEbumhfd8Ga0ptDmPetobG0.jpg?auto=webp&s=af1a0f619b4077ead90757402295c091cd533a1c) ](https://external-preview.redd.it/z5rjhdj09Vtc-9fqL7iVDEbumhfd8Ga0ptDmPetobG0.jpg?auto=webp&s=af1a0f619b4077ead90757402295c091cd533a1c) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/13 "2021-06-24T19:44:11Z")
> [@teelabrown](#): > > Only a Mr. Universe (Sean Connery) could look good in that. Does he look good though, really? Can you be taken seriously in the spy world wearing a onesie? Certainly Goldfinger wasn’t intimidated. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/14 "2021-06-24T19:45:47Z")
I’ve got a big, baggy brown bear onesie I wear to bed in the winter. It came with a button-up front but I cut them off and sewed on a zipper. No butt flap either, so I had to make that, too. Otherwise, you basically have to take the thing all the way off to poop. ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/15 "2021-06-24T19:47:45Z")
Phil Nobile, Jr., the Editor-in-Chief of Fangoria. [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBzT0VOXsAUzQBA.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBzT0VOXsAUzQBA.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/16 "2021-06-24T19:51:50Z")
> [@HughGoply](#): > > Phil Nobile, Jr., the Editor-in-Chief of Fangoria. - Proves my point. Looks like crap. ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/17 "2021-06-24T19:52:07Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > I’ve got a big, baggy brown bear onesie I wear to bed in the winter. It came with a button-up front but I cut them off and sewed on a zipper. No butt flap either, so I had to make that, too. Otherwise, you basically have to take the thing all the way off to poop. Is it tough to get in and out of? I don’t have the best shoulder mobility. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/18 "2021-06-24T19:56:46Z")
It’s a lot [like this](https://www.amazon.com/dressfan-Unisex-Cosplay-Costume-Pajamas/dp/B0716NY699/). You can see the front opening is from the neck all the way to the crotch so you can actually put it on arms first, then stick your legs in after, especially if you get a size big enough that it’s baggy like that. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/19 "2021-06-24T20:00:38Z")
> [@HughGoply](#): > > So this? I had exactly that in mind when I responded with “just about”. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/20 "2021-06-24T20:01:56Z")
Does it come with a matching binkie? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960.md?page=2)