# Wearing an adult onesie **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 24, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960 "2021-06-24T19:18:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/101 "2021-07-01T01:36:15Z")
Yep. Just walking to the gym from the locker room. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/102 "2021-07-01T02:53:44Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > If you lift your arms up over your head, you’ll give yourself a wedgie Yeah. They’re on trend right now - I don’t just mean onesies, which have been on-trend for years, but beautifully-designed jumpsuits, at least for women - and a couple of the ads I’ve seen have talked about dancing wearing them. Um, no, and ouch. And it’s hard to find one that fits (maybe more for women than men? It usually is in general) because it has to fit the top _and_ bottom half. So if you have a long torso, they won’t fit. If it doesn’t have straps, but is just a non-adjustable all-in-one, small boobs leave a gap, and big boobs just can’t get in them. I don’t understand the trend in the slightest. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/103 "2021-07-01T12:49:31Z")
It’s certainly got that 70’s Studio 54, Steve Rubell vibe going for you. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/104 "2021-07-01T13:27:31Z")
I now dub thee … **[Disco Stu](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Stuart_Discoth%C3%A8que)**. ---
**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/105 "2021-07-01T16:00:58Z")
Oh, sweetie. You’re obviously very fit and trim, but that thing hangs on you like a potato sack. Not flattering at all. Love the Crocs though 😉 and your sense of humor. In my mind the only guys who wear jumpsuits are Elvis impersonators and the mooks in the background of a bad 70s James Bond movie ripoff. ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/106 "2021-07-01T16:11:29Z")
> [@tricoteuse](#): > > Oh, sweetie. You’re obviously very fit and trim, but that thing hangs on you like a potato sack. That’s just my Irish complexion. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/107 "2021-07-01T16:27:55Z")
> [@HughGoply](#): > > That’s just my Irish complexion. No still pool of water is safe around you, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/108 "2021-07-01T17:41:38Z")
So now that you have it, how do you answer your own OP? ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/109 "2021-07-01T18:30:45Z")
Haven’t worn it enough, yet. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/110 "2021-07-02T06:21:54Z")
Where did you wear it? What were people’s reactions? Do you wear skivvies with it, or does it have a built-in hammock? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/111 "2021-07-02T06:43:45Z")
> [@HughGoply](#): > > Anyone here wear a onesie? I have one of these on order (see link). Are they hard to get in and out of? A pain when pooping? Obviously, they look great, but are they practical? Looks like something Clara Bow would have worn 100 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![GreenWyvern](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greenwyvern/32/2834_2.png) [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/112 "2021-07-02T07:57:28Z")
Be sure to wear it with a trilby and dark glasses, for that sophisticated look. ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/113 "2021-07-02T12:44:56Z")
Whatever you say. > **[20210702-074115 hosted at ImgBB](https://ibb.co/9hT0QZQ)** > > Image 20210702-074115 hosted in ImgBB ---
**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/114 "2021-07-02T13:59:27Z")
He automatically turns it into an Irish Spring 😆 ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/115 "2021-07-02T16:09:57Z")
Sunnies are good, brown hat no. Your head styling should remain seasonal with a palm leaf straw trilby. Accessorize with a thick gold chain, man purse and a fat cigar. Welcome to Miami! [Leather mules](https://www.google.com/search?q=mens+boat+shoe+mules&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#oshopproduct=vc:14375459279967534136,vsc:9580143229498316064,oid:3926457876477978450,pvt:a&oshop=apv) ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/116 "2021-07-02T16:20:28Z")
> [@chela](#): > > Sunnies are good, brown hat no. Obviously, I’m not going to wear a rabbit felt hat with a toweling onesie. I’m not crazy. But it a trilby was requested. That’s the only one I have. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/117 "2021-07-02T16:22:45Z")
Go shopping and spare no expense this is your moment! ---
**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/118 "2021-07-02T16:30:58Z")
I might need a GoFundMe: > **[Bespoke Ultra-Fine Montecristi Panama](https://www.lockhatters.com/collections/men-hats/products/bespoke-ultra-fine-montecristi-panama)** > > The best of the best. For our ultra-discerning customer, Lock & Co.’s bespoke Montecristi Panama hat is the ultimate in luxury. We can tailor it to your specific requirements – whether it needs be rolled for easy packing, have a slightly wider... But really, who wants to buy be me a 40k straw hat (or maybe a 100k one?): > **[Men's Montecristi Panama Hats, Fedoras, Custom Sized](https://www.brentblack.com/mens-montecristi-panama-hats.html)** > > Panama Hats by Brent Black - men’s fine Montecristi Panama hats, fedoras and wide brim styles, custom sized, finest quality, made to order, hand-woven ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/119 "2021-07-02T16:34:53Z")
> [@HughGoply](#): > > Obviously, they look great… No, no, no, no. Just…_no_. > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Ladies might look cute in them. See answer above. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/120 "2021-07-02T16:35:33Z")
Really, the only proper way to get a Panama hat is to fly to Ecuador and stay there long enough for the multiple fittings, weaving and fabrication. Hope you didn’t have any plans; you should be out of there in about four weeks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960.md?page=7)