# Wearing an adult onesie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 24, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960 "2021-06-24T19:18:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/121 "2021-07-02T16:40:06Z")

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I think I should set a fundraiser goal of 300k for this hat. Do you think that’s good? Or should I just go with a half mil?

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/122 "2021-07-02T16:57:41Z")

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As long as you’re asking, why not go for a cool million?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/123 "2021-07-02T17:17:45Z")

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Nothing worse than a beggar with low aspirations.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/124 "2021-07-02T17:47:13Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> the only proper way to get a Panama hat is to fly to Ecuador

So, is that some form of cultural appropriation?

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/125 "2021-07-02T17:52:11Z")

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No, actually Ecuador is the place to go for true Panama hats. The New York Times had a [photo essay](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/20/travel/panama-hats-ecuador.html) (paywall warning, obviously) about a year ago, showing the process of making them. Some of the best ones take five months to weave.

(From the article, “Panama hats are uniquely Ecuadorean, despite their curious misnomer. The term ‘Panama hat’ has been in use since at least the 1830s, and came about because the hats were often sold in trading posts on the Isthmus of Panama, which was a shipping crossroads long before the canal was built.”)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/126 "2021-07-04T07:38:33Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Nothing worse than a beggar with low aspirations.

Heh. That makes me think of this one beggar in Albuquerque when I lived there. He would always ask for $20. I guess if you ask for a buck, you might get a quarter, but ask for a twenty and maybe you’ll get something worthwhile. (Not sure now, this was 30 years ago, but I _think_ this is the same homeless guy who got doused with gasoline and torched one cold winter night.)

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**Author:** ![HughGoply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hughgoply/32/7834_2.png) [@HughGoply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HughGoply)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/127 "2021-07-04T12:34:13Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Not sure now, this was 30 years ago, but I _think_ this is the same homeless guy who got doused with gasoline and torched one cold winter night

Light a fire for a man, he’ll be warm for the night. Douse a man with gasoline and light him on fire, he’ll be warm the rest of his life.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wearing-an-adult-onesie/944960/128 "2021-07-04T20:14:33Z")

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> [@HughGoply](#):
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> Light a fire for a man, he’ll be warm for the night. Douse a man with gasoline and light him on fire, he’ll be warm the rest of his life.

So true.

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