# Weather Channel lady, your dirty talk is making me hot.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501 "2007-01-11T02:40:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/1 "2007-01-11T02:40:57Z")

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I was watching a blip on the Weather Channel and they were talking about snowfall. She said;

“…and there will be a 15-20cm event going into Ragina”

Man, I was hoping she follow that with a report on how wet Dildo (Newfoundland) was expected to be. 10 points for a mention of Spuzzum, BC .

Another time the weather channel lady had some VERY perky nipples and was commenting on the cold snap on the east coast.

My friend said “Yeah, it does look cold.”

I love this station. Unintended comic gold.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/2 "2007-01-11T03:01:50Z")

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In other weather news,an earth moving event in Climax(MI) caused tremors felt as far away as Colon(MI).

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/3 "2007-01-11T03:39:23Z")

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Remember when they were all seemingly preggers? They were dominoing more than my great aunt on a three day weekend. I love this show and look back in amazement now that, when first concepulized, we all thought it improbable.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/4 "2007-01-11T05:13:07Z")

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We’re having the joining of two fronts at [Conception Bay](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conception_Bay).

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/5 "2007-01-11T15:32:57Z")

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What about the anchorwoman who said (and this may be an UL) “So, Steve (the weatherman), where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?”

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/6 "2007-01-11T15:56:12Z")

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Do you suppose female weatherfolk know that there are bunches of us pervs sitting out here in TV land thinking, “Damn, I’d like to see her naked!” 'Course, I’d like to see just about every woman naked. I’m a Jeff Foxworthy kind of guy.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/7 "2007-01-12T01:12:07Z")

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After the break we will find out why Intercourse (PA) is so wet.

Sgt Schawartz

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/8 "2007-01-12T07:26:39Z")

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Do any of these ladies happen to be Kristina Abernathy? Because if so, I’m right there.

Alexandra Steele and Angela Bettis are get my votes also!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weather-channel-lady-your-dirty-talk-is-making-me-hot/387501/9 "2007-01-12T08:02:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunrazor]  
Do you suppose female weatherfolk know that there are bunches of us pervs sitting out here in TV land thinking, “Damn, I’d like to see her naked!”  
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I know at least some female newscasters know. A couple years ago Chris Jansing auctioned herself off for lunch on eBay, proceeds to go to charity. The list of Chris’ conditions was, uh, rather intimidating: background check, sign some form, private dining room…hmm, wait, _private dining room???_😛
