# Websites you have problems understnading/explaining. but which are pretty damn funny. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962 "2003-02-05T15:50:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/1 "2003-02-05T15:50:49Z")
I started this thread because **Slacker** posted a link to the Official Ninja Page, which I had almost forgotten about. This site is hilarious; if you doubt it, just read some of the hatemail the webmaster claims he received: > [@](#): > > [Y]ou call this shit factual? damnit you probably have no fuckin idea what a shuriken is. ninjas don’t flip out. they dont play guitars. they dont use crap like lasers. you have no idea what a pirate is. and > [@](#): > > I sugest that you go to anger managment classes. I also suggest that you stop talking about kicking dogs in the balls and “porking” hot babes(that is if being out of puberty is “braggable”). While this site makes me laugh hysterically at times, I am now seriously wondering who posted this, and why. Do adults do stuff like this as a joke? Is this the work of some mildly retarded child? I mean, I REALLY want to know! And can anyone else recommend other sites like this one? ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/2 "2003-02-05T15:52:15Z")
[www.zombo.com](http://www.zombo.com) A friend alerted me to this site and I nearly wet myself laughing.I don’t understand it…nor do I understand the purpose of it, other than to make people laugh. IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Azael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@Azael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azael)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/3 "2003-02-05T16:10:49Z")
Check out the news section where it gives links to “CNN accounts” of a court case against him. If its anywhere near true then this kid is my hero. 😉 > **[AnyCities.com is for sale | HugeDomains](https://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=anycities&e=com)** > > Shop a wide selection of domains at HugeDomains.com. Find the right domain name today. > [@](#): > > Despite, Evans’ desperate pleas, Judge Winick threw the case out, because “a court order to remove the site would infringe on the defendant’s right to free speech.” According to the judges order, Hamburger would be allowed to keep his website and would not be forced to post a disclaimer about its contents. > > … > > To the plaintiff’s surprise, after hearing the judge’s decision Hamburger approached Ms. Evans and her lawyer, giving each a hug. Afterward, he walked toward the exit, stopped, pulled down his pants and laid a log right right on the court room floor, and said “Now that’s real ultimate power.” Then he ran. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/4 "2003-02-05T16:56:26Z")
How can it be anywhere near true when it’s a fake CNN page? ---
**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/5 "2003-02-05T17:15:55Z")
[when come back bring pie](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/) ---
**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/6 "2003-02-05T17:15:55Z")
[when come back bring pie](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/) ---
**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/7 "2003-02-05T17:37:09Z")
Weird Japanese anime show with an abrupt - PANASONIC tag at the end. Extremely catchy jingle - even in Japanese. [http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/](http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/raidersei/image/agency/cm/) (Pick from the list) ---
**Author:** ![tunabreath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tunabreath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tunabreath)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/8 "2003-02-05T20:39:26Z")
> **[Goats](http://goats.com/)** > > A Comic Strip by Jon Rosenberg ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/9 "2003-02-05T20:41:12Z")
> **[Straight Dope Message Board](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/)** > > Fighting Ignorance Since 1973 ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/10 "2003-02-05T20:56:39Z")
[Pokey the Penguin](http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive/) ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/11 "2003-02-05T21:06:25Z")
> **[bet365 Bonus Code India 2021 \[BETMAX365\]: 15% up to Rs.4000 in Bet Credits](https://www.timecube.com)** > > Use the bet365 bonus code India BETMAX365 and claim a sign up offer of 15% up to Rs. 4,000 in bet credits. 18+ and T&Cs Apply, New Customer Offer ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/12 "2003-02-05T23:40:14Z")
I’ve posted it before and I’m posting it again. [Ill Mitch](http://www.illmitch.com). ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/13 "2003-02-05T23:48:35Z")
[www.dave2k.com](http://www.dave2k.com) ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/14 "2003-02-05T23:52:14Z")
[http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm](http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm) ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/15 "2003-02-05T23:57:22Z")
[www.rrriii.com](http://www.rrriii.com) A flash page – needs activex control (or whatever) enabled. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/16 "2003-02-06T00:26:11Z")
[Americans for Purity: Winning the War on Masturbation](http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/) Absolutely hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/17 "2003-02-06T01:21:56Z")
Have you very own [fireworks](http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html) show. ---
**Author:** ![Keweenaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Keweenaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keweenaw)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/18 "2003-02-06T01:52:06Z")
don’t know if these fit [http://www.virtualom.com/](http://www.virtualom.com/) [http://surface.yugop.com/](http://surface.yugop.com/) [http://www.lecielestbleu.com/](http://www.lecielestbleu.com/) or any of the links on here [http://www.idoia.com/links.html](http://www.idoia.com/links.html) not always funny i guess, but I have trouble explaining them, or why I like them. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/19 "2003-02-06T01:58:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neuroman \* > \*\*[Americans for Purity: Winning the War on Masturbation](http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/) > > Absolutely hilarious. \*\* The author of that site posts here, but he doesn’t want people to know who he is for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/20 "2003-02-06T02:03:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \* > \*\*The author of that site posts here, but he doesn’t want people to know who he is for some reason. \*\* :dubious: Hmmmm… are you at liberty to elaborate? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962.md?page=2)