# Websites you have problems understnading/explaining. but which are pretty damn funny. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962 "2003-02-05T15:50:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![flickerwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/13edae/32.png) [@flickerwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickerwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/21 "2003-02-06T03:52:49Z")
[www.superbad.com](http://www.superbad.com) I WORSHIP this site. Oh…I’m trying to get into Zombo, but I’m not going anywhere! I’m stuck! AAAAA! It won’t go. Blah. ---
**Author:** ![greenphan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c37758/32.png) [@greenphan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greenphan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/22 "2003-02-06T04:01:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flickerwolf \* > \*\* > Oh…I’m trying to get into Zombo, but I’m not going anywhere! I’m stuck! AAAAA! It won’t go. Blah. \*\* Turn the sound on your computer on. –greenphan ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/23 "2003-02-06T04:30:39Z")
These are a couple of strange and funny animation/music pieces. I like them a lot: [All Your Base Are Belong To Us](http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf) [Hatt Baby](http://www.usian.org/stuff/hatten.swf) enjoy… ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/24 "2003-02-06T05:00:46Z")
[Odd Todd](http://www.oddtodd.com) Before I found SDMB, though it will be the second string now, this is where I would go when I wanted a laugh… ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/25 "2003-02-06T05:20:11Z")
FTR, I’m fairly certain that the ninja site is a joke. Look at his historical timeline, It show’s the first ninja showing up in 8,000,000,000 BCE and three wise ninja’s bring the baby jesus ninja stars, a guitar, and a hot babe. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_Casualty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@TV\_Casualty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_Casualty)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/26 "2003-02-06T05:37:43Z")
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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/27 "2003-02-06T05:40:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neuroman \* > \*\*[Americans for Purity: Winning the War on Masturbation](http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/) > > Absolutely hilarious. \*\* Somebody tell me this is a whoosh. Please. ---
**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/28 "2003-02-06T06:10:50Z")
[superbad.com](http://superbad.com) [orisinal.com](http://orisinal.com) and the now-defunct(?) [nosepilot.com](http://nosepilot.com) ---
**Author:** ![Cillasi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@Cillasi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cillasi)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/29 "2003-02-06T06:27:20Z")
> **[Twisted Tunes Archives - The Bob Rivers Show](https://bobrivers.com/category/twisted-tunes/)** > > Twisted Tunes .. description if you like parodies ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/30 "2003-02-06T09:28:21Z")
[Walter Miller’s Home Page](http://207.150.218.202/walter.htm) an oldie but a goodie. ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/31 "2003-02-06T12:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 5-HT \* > \*\*FTR, I’m fairly certain that the ninja site is a joke. Look at his historical timeline, It show’s the first ninja showing up in 8,000,000,000 BCE and three wise ninja’s bring the baby jesus ninja stars, a guitar, and a hot babe. \*\* Clearly you are under the influence of the Pirate-controlled media or you yourself are a robot pirate, because it’s a fact that the Earth was created when five million ninjas flipped out at the same time and God was so impressed he gave them their own planet. ---
**Author:** ![Mith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mith)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/32 "2003-02-06T12:20:52Z")
[http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/](http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/) [http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/](http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/) [http://www.ihumpthings.com/](http://www.ihumpthings.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/33 "2003-02-06T12:48:46Z")
**TV Casualty:** Do not post links like that without a warning. As a matter of fact, do not post links like that WITH a warning. **This is an official warning.** – Ukulele Ike, Cafe Society moderator ---
**Author:** ![kiwiboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/35a633/32.png) [@kiwiboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiwiboy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/34 "2003-02-06T22:49:50Z")
Dedicated to following Australia and New Zealand’s fastest growing religion… The [JediCensus](http://www.jedicensus.com/) site. 120,000 declared adherents down under can’t be wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/35 "2003-02-06T23:34:10Z")
[Kikkoman](http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf) [Kikkoman translated](http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm) ---
**Author:** ![sleeping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@sleeping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/36 "2003-02-07T00:15:51Z")
[This is pretty funny.](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/page2.htm) I think they’re actually serious. ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/37 "2003-02-07T00:51:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Ukelele Ike_ > Do not post links like that without a warning. > > As a matter of fact, do not post links like that WITH a warning. Does that make anyone else wonder REALLY REALLY REALLY bad what the link was? Anyway, may I present: [My Cat Hates You](http://www.mycathatesyou.com) [Bad Candy](http://www.bad-candy.com) (If they ever bring the site back up! It’s been “under construction” for a while. [Rather Good](http://www.rathergood.com) Thats all I can think of right now. And Hatt-Baby is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/38 "2003-02-07T01:07:25Z")
[www.hollowplanets.com](http://www.hollowplanets.com) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/39 "2003-02-07T05:25:17Z")
[Go to the “email” section](http://www.homestarrunner.com/main11.html/) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/40 "2003-02-07T05:29:31Z")
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/main11.html](http://www.homestarrunner.com/main11.html) Sorry, won’t allow me to get fancy… check out the email section… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962.md?page=3)