# Websites you have problems understnading/explaining. but which are pretty damn funny.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 5, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962 "2003-02-05T15:50:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/41 "2003-02-07T16:57:04Z")

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This is the greatest site in the world. ya’ll need ta reprezent!!!  
[Icy Hot Stuntaz](http://www.geocities.com/thestuntaz/)

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**Author:** ![gvsantos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a88e4f/32.png) [@gvsantos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvsantos)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/42 "2003-02-07T18:54:10Z")

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Lizard, thanks for posting this site. It is hilarious! I can’t wait to read some of the others. This really made my day. I needed a laugh!

I’m betting this is probably the work of a very funny teenager. It’s amazing how many people just don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![MisterThyristor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@MisterThyristor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MisterThyristor)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/43 "2003-02-07T22:25:17Z")

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Actually, **IDBB** , **flickerwolf** , and **greenphan** , ZomboCom does eventually end up in a page with links to a website called 15footstick – you just have to wait an extremely long time. As a joke, it’s pretty funny. As a marketing tool, I can’t imagine that very many people wait through the whole ZomboCom intro in order to get to the main page and order their products. (Click on the “Order the Zombo Tees” link). Or you can just go to [http://www.15footstick.com/index.php](http://www.15footstick.com/index.php) if you don’t want to wait through the entire intro.

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**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/44 "2003-02-08T00:47:21Z")

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We now return to ‘Battling Seizure Robots’!  
A strange thing about that [Zombo.com](http://Zombo.com)…here in Reno, we have a local horror movie host named Zomboo, but it’s pronounced “Zom-bow”. I always wondered why he didn’t just spell it “Zombo”, but now I realize that if [zombo.com](http://zombo.com) was already taken, maybe he decided on Zomboo to get Zomboo.com. Huh. Anyway…

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**Author:** ![First\_Amongst\_Dave\_Stewarts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/59ef9b/32.png) [@First\_Amongst\_Dave\_Stewarts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/First_Amongst_Dave_Stewarts)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/45 "2003-02-08T04:55:43Z")

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[www.whitehouse.org](http://www.whitehouse.org)

Keeps me laughing for hours. Someone puts some serious effort into this. (PS don’t mess up “org” with “com” or you’ll be in for a nasty surprise which you might have trouble explaining to your boss)

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/46 "2003-02-08T05:12:23Z")

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I heard an interview with the author of [www.realultimatepower.com](http://www.realultimatepower.com) on NPR. I don’t recall if it was on _All Things Considered_ or _On The Media_. He’s a college student, and a writer. He said that he spends time getting “into character” before he writes. I thought that was great. 🙂

Quick story - My Mom got her first computer with dial-up internet access a few years ago. I was visiting, and she asked me to show her how to find things on-line. I asked her what she wanted to see, and she said, “How about the White House?” Silly me typed in whitehouse with the .com suffix.

Good thing my Mom has a sense of humour!

And my contribution to this thread: [www.furnitureporn.com](http://www.furnitureporn.com)

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**Author:** ![First\_Amongst\_Dave\_Stewarts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/59ef9b/32.png) [@First\_Amongst\_Dave\_Stewarts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/First_Amongst_Dave_Stewarts)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/47 "2003-02-08T11:31:01Z")

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Furniture Porn is very funny. I recall seeing one for green plastic army soliders, too, somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/48 "2003-02-15T07:15:17Z")

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The creator of Icy Hot Stuntaz is (or was) a regular on [Clubsi.com](http://Clubsi.com). another board I post on, although less so now.

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**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/49 "2003-02-15T07:57:01Z")

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[leisuretown.com](http://leisuretown.com) - almost impossible to explain this and why it is so funny to those who have not experienced it.

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**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/50 "2003-02-15T11:18:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by kiwiboy \*  
> \*\*Dedicated to following Australia and New Zealand’s fastest growing religion…
> 
> The [JediCensus](http://www.jedicensus.com/) site.
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> 120,000 declared adherents down under can’t be wrong… \*\*

I’m one of 'em! Glad to see the website up an running.

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**Author:** ![Dryga\_Yes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Dryga\_Yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryga_Yes)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/51 "2003-02-15T14:17:45Z")

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[www.jerkcity.com](http://www.jerkcity.com)  
[www.lowbrow.com](http://www.lowbrow.com)

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**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/52 "2003-02-16T01:27:26Z")

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[http://www.landoverbaptist.org/](http://www.landoverbaptist.org/)

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**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/53 "2003-02-16T02:43:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vl\_mungo \*  
> \*\*[http://www.landoverbaptist.org/](http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) \*\*

This one almost gottme.

Opened home page and then immediately went to “Can Star Trek Help Us Understand Muslims?” Something for soc.religion.islam I thought after the first paragraph. Was cutting and pasting and then reading down to “Arabs drink wine made from blood” when the dim bulb started to glow. Good thing I back pedaled to home page and scrolled down to the “What would Jesus do thong” before hitting that dangerous \<SEND\> button.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/54 "2003-02-16T02:57:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vl\_mungo \*  
> \*\*[http://www.landoverbaptist.org/](http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) \*\*

This is one of my favorites, along with [whitehouse.org](http://www.whitehouse.org).

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/55 "2003-02-16T03:12:32Z")

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[www.seanbaby.com](http://www.seanbaby.com)

Who is seanbaby?  
Why is seanbaby?

The world may never know.

But i do know that he is not only good looking, but funny as hell.

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**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/56 "2003-02-16T03:46:16Z")

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[Don’t stop believin’!](http://members.aol.com/tributetoamerica/dontstopbelievin.html)

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/57 "2003-02-16T05:06:25Z")

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Oh man, the Don’t stop believin’ link is fabulous! After all…

Heaven’s just a funky moose!

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**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/58 "2003-02-16T06:04:53Z")

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[The Conversatron.](http://conversatron.com)  
And it’s cousins:  
[True Meaning of Life](http://truemeaningoflife.com/)  
[The Knowledge Filter](http://www.theknowledgefilter.com/)  
[Geeks in the Big Yellow House](http://asker.askee.net/)  
[The Conversawang](http://conversawang.com/)  
[Conspiratron 2003](http://deucetre.net/conspiratron/)  
[The Moral Minority](http://www.moralminority.org/forum.phtml)  
[The Hateatron](http://hateatron.com/)  
[The Jerk Squad](http://www.jerksquad.com/)

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/59 "2003-02-16T06:27:42Z")

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I’m going to hazard a guess and say that **TV Casualty** posted a link to that infamous pic of the guy with the gaping butthole. I don’t think I’m allowed to say any more about it here. If you haven’t seen it, trust me, you don’t want to.

I had a hard time understanding what all the fuss was about[Bubb Rubb](http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubb.html) until I saw this site.

Nuts, apparently [http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/](http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/) doesn’t work anymore.

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**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/websites-you-have-problems-understnading-explaining-but-which-are-pretty-damn-funny/152962/60 "2003-02-16T06:52:11Z")

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This one’s goin’ out to the Main Man . . .

[http://cecil.youaremyfriend.com/](http://cecil.youaremyfriend.com/)

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