# Wedding Crowd Control?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-crowd-control/411943>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 16, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-crowd-control/411943 "2007-07-16T05:22:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![DellieM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@DellieM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DellieM)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-crowd-control/411943/1 "2007-07-16T05:22:36Z")

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“Honey, I won’t marry you unless we can have a tank at our wedding.”

“Police say the privately owned Trojan armoured personnel carrier (APC), usually hired out for weddings and monster truck shows, was used to ram seven mobile phone towers and fences” (Herald Sun Melbourne)

Bizzare.

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-crowd-control/411943/2 "2007-07-16T14:00:32Z")

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[QUOTE=DellieM]  
“Police say the privately owned Trojan armoured personnel carrier (APC), usually hired out for weddings and monster truck shows, was used to ram seven mobile phone towers and fences” (Herald Sun Melbourne)  
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I’ve run Chocolate Fountains at a couple of events where a tank (or at least a DMZ) may have been a good idea.

The brides brother got arrested at a recent event we were at.

Si