# Wedding gag gift **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239 "2009-10-26T23:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239/21 "2009-10-28T03:17:25Z")
Maybe not appropo in this case, but hubby asked his best friend what he wanted. Friend said, “I don’t know… duct tape. :D” So… we put two rolls of duct tape in a box and wrapped it in a third. The bride was less than amused. (We also gave money.) ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239/22 "2009-10-28T03:18:53Z")
Here’s a good gag gift that works, especially because they asked for money. Go to the bank and get: 1 crisp new $100 bill 100 crisp new $1 bills. Place stack of bills with the $100 on top in a plain envelope and hand it to them, while looking shady. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239/23 "2009-10-28T21:09:06Z")
bad taste. But perhaps Monopoly would be a good gag idea… Monopoly money… There are lots of “opoly” games out there, Horse-opoly, Nintendopoly, even Monty Pythonopoly. Find one that suits them. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239/24 "2009-10-29T05:14:33Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Syphilis. Or [herpes](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/microbes_herpes.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/images/2358/&usg=__Qjutu9h37GLkvtLtB4NoeaC0GDQ=&h=360&w=400&sz=17&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=eoo31wcWuyXwbM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dherpes%2Bplush%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den) ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239/25 "2009-10-29T12:03:01Z")
We got a set of nerf guns. We both loved them. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239/26 "2009-10-29T15:09:44Z")
The perfect [gag gift](http://www.extremerestraints.com/mouth-gags_22/?gclid=CISLstTE4p0CFado5QodW0cCNg). (Possibly NSFW) ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239/27 "2009-10-29T18:18:02Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > I believe we also gave them a microscope and needlenose pliers in case they had trouble finding the relevant parts 😃 That totally reminds me of a gag I used to play in high school! One time I was at the dentist and they had this whole box of little “individual finger” gloves. Basically, it looked just like a condom, except sized to fit a finger. I asked for and got a small handful of them to take. For the next week, I handed them out to my friends with somber warnings about being prepared and staying safe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-gag-gift/515239.md?page=1)