# Wedding, Now With Bonus Peep Show

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 23, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183 "2005-05-23T23:08:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/21 "2005-05-24T01:21:02Z")

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> [@StarsApart](#):
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> Personally I would’ve found it funny (and still taken a picture) if she wasn’t overweight. Her personality and her disregard for everyone else around her made her hideous fashion sense very funny for me. I don’t know about anyone else, though.

Indeed. She showed her ass in more than one way.

Was she at all embarrassed when she realized everyone and their brother could see her ass?

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/22 "2005-05-24T01:51:32Z")

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> [@lee](#):
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> I don’t like sharing my wedgie status with anyone.

This made me laugh out loud.

And as for the pic…bless her heart. 😉

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/23 "2005-05-24T01:55:17Z")

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Not safe for work?!?!  
You mean not safe for those who have eaten in the last hour.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/24 "2005-05-24T02:06:03Z")

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My ICK-Meter pegged! :barfy smiley:

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/25 "2005-05-24T02:40:46Z")

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I showed **Mr. Taters** both pictures and his first reaction was, “AAAAAAGHHHH! OOOOF!”. He wanted me to ask you if she had a front butt as well.

As for me, just, well, that’s just wrong on way too many levels. What the hell was she thinking?!

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**Author:** ![StarsApart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@StarsApart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarsApart)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/26 "2005-05-24T03:05:34Z")

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A front butt?

She didn’t seem embarassed at all. After about 15 minutes wandering around like that, she disappeared back to her car, reappeared with a long t-shirt, and acted like nothing was odd at all. _giggles_

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/27 "2005-05-24T04:00:43Z")

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> [@Seeker74](#):
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> Jesus christ. \<vomits explosively\> And _I’m_ a fat chick! There’s no way in hell I would wear those pants or the top. Some people just don’t know their limitations.

Well, I’m NOT a fat chick, and I wouldn’t be caught dead in those pants. (Well, maybe as pjs, or a bathing suit cover-up). What the HELL?

I’m thinking she knew damned well they were that fucking see-thru. There’s no way.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/28 "2005-05-24T04:45:31Z")

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> [@GorillaMan](#):
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> That _thing_ was a _ **bridesmaid** _?!? That’s just sick…

Sod off nitwit.

She may have no taste in clothing, _or_ the lighting in teh store where she bought those rather unfortunate pants, but ANYBODY HAS TEH RIGHT TO HAVE A FRIEND PARTICIPATE IN THEIR WEDDING.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/29 "2005-05-24T04:47:33Z")

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“Bridesmaid changed intothis”

NURSE!!!

I need Bleach STAT!!!  
Did Greenpeace attend?

(and this is comming from someone who is longing to start a certan three figure number with the number two…)  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/30 "2005-05-24T06:08:00Z")

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I have helped my mother cater many, many weddings and have seen the gamut of annoying, irritating, ohmyf\*ckingGodifshesaysonemorewordI’mgonnastabherwithacakeserver brides’ mothers and bridesmaids. I’ve even seen more than a few bridesmaids change into something sheer, always to my distinct enjoyment. Whenever I hear a wedding-from-hell story, I can always say "Oh, yeah? Well, there I was…)

This however, tops anything I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/31 "2005-05-24T13:46:45Z")

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Obviously the bride was following the cardinal rule of weddings: your bridesmaids should be ugly so you look beautiful.

I’m guessing the bride looked like Miss America next to her maid…

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/32 "2005-05-24T14:19:07Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> What if she wasn’t overweight, though?

Then the guys in the picture would have been looking down rather than over her head…

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/33 "2005-05-24T14:31:41Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> Sod off nitwit.

No insulting posters in **MPSIMS** , **aruvqan**. Don’t do it again.

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/34 "2005-05-24T14:42:00Z")

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mayhap this will appear in [etiquettehell.com](http://etiquettehell.com)?

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/35 "2005-05-24T15:55:53Z")

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> [@StarsApart](#):
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> I love poetic justice. 😃 Yes, someone finally did let her know about the fabric of the pants she was wearing and she put on a long t-shirt that covered her, ahem, **ass** ets. I have no idea how anyone would manage to buy those pants and wear them without the full knowledge that they were sheer… and how in the world she thought it would be appropriate for a wedding.

(bolding mine) 😃😃

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wedding-now-with-bonus-peep-show/305183/36 "2005-05-24T18:05:15Z")

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Unfortunately, overweight people seem to be the last bastion of prejudice.

We’re not going to tolerate it here.

This is closed.

**Cajun Man**  
for the SDMB

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