# Wee Little Winkles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 18, 1999, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388 "1999-11-18T02:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/21 "1999-11-18T17:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > “Shake shake shake, shake your penis”. This, of course, also being a forgotten hit by K.C. and the Sunshine Band… ---
**Author:** ![Divido\_Umbra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Divido\_Umbra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Divido_Umbra)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/22 "1999-11-18T17:07:00Z")
Any girls out there going to admit that they diddle their small bits absent mindedly? Or play with the pubic hair that they didn’t shave? ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/23 "1999-11-18T17:13:00Z")
This thread has made me laugh like few others have. Thanks everyone. On the topic in hand (had to do it), young guys do it because it is novel. Older guys do it because it feels good and it also gets all tangled up in the underwear and all and you have to adjust yourself. Like Mike said, no one has lived long enough to find out if men ever outgrow this. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/24 "1999-11-18T17:26:00Z")
So it takes an unkown time, but more than 118 years, for a guy to stop playing with Mr. Winky? Reminds me of that old tootsie pop commercial - in more ways than one. How many licks does it take…? No one may ever know. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/25 "1999-11-18T17:28:00Z")
## I’ll tell you one think: my mr. Winkie can take A LOT of licks. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/26 "1999-11-18T17:33:00Z")
Yeah sure coldfire, but that’s forest animal licks. Mainley wise owls, i suppose. Let us know when you have a human data sample. * * * We live in an age that reads to much to be wise, and thinks too much to be beautiful–Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/27 "1999-11-18T21:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > it seems that everywhere he goes, he is holding his penis in one hand…When will he outgrow this? When he matures sufficiently to hold it with two hands. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/28 "1999-11-18T21:56:00Z")
Don’t ask Mr Owl! Remember what happened after “one, two, three”. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/29 "1999-11-18T22:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Hell, I’m typing with one hand right now! – Satan ## I’ld be more impressed if you were typing with no hands. \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/30 "1999-11-18T22:52:00Z")
Shit - make that “I’d” be more impressed. See what all this weenie talk does to me? * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![Lemmon2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lemmon2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemmon2000)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/31 "1999-11-18T23:39:00Z")
My son does the same thing. I thought that when he turned three and finished the potty training that he would stop. No such luck. One day while he was sitting in a chair with “it” in his hands I asked him why he played with it. He said, “because it makes it big and I like it big.” I just left the room and died laughing. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/32 "1999-11-18T23:51:00Z")
Another favorite game of post-toddler aged males is “sword fighting.” Betwixt brothers, other family members and friends. Also, as my son likes to challenge me, “I can pee longer than you.” Per the OP, try running naked w/Mr. Winkie a flopping. Keeping 'im well in hand makes it a hell of a lot easier. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/33 "1999-11-18T23:55:00Z")
Hmm… Mental note: Get voice recognition software to impress Dianne… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/34 "1999-11-19T00:35:00Z")
We had some friends who had a large family, but all girls. One day Mom was babysitting the neighbor kid, a **boy**! It came time to change his diaper and one little girl in the curious crowd that had gathered around asked, “What’s that?”. Mom, trying to be cool and not make a big deal about it told her, “That’s his penis, dear.” Silence for a while. Then, “Aren’t you glad it’s not on his face?” * * * “Vandelay!! Say Vandelay!!” ---
**Author:** ![Kanooka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@Kanooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kanooka)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/35 "1999-11-19T02:04:00Z")
This is disturbing, I happen to know the Great Onara… quite well. Hmmmmm… (new information, storing in data banks) ---
**Author:** ![Zulu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a9adbd/32.png) [@Zulu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulu)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/36 "1999-11-19T03:20:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Any girls out there going to admit that they diddle their small bits absent mindedly? _ahem_ I do. _blush_ ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/37 "1999-11-19T03:50:00Z")
Reasons vary with age, I have compiled a chart; **Age: Reason(s) for fondling:** 0-2 Discovery 3-5 Curiousity 6-9 Security 10-14 Pleasure 15-19 Pleasure, Showing-off 20-39 Pleasure, Force-of-habit 40-59 Pleasure, Boredom 50-69 Pleasure, Nostalgia 60-79 Pleasure, Exercise 70-80+ Circulation ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/38 "1999-11-19T05:11:00Z")
At least he isn’t trying to make his pee-pee talk like a puppet… \…like I did…\ ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/39 "1999-11-19T05:40:00Z")
This is getting outta hand… I can’t stop giggling. “Wouldn’t be nice to have a penis…” by Monty Pyton keeps running through my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388/40 "1999-11-19T05:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Any girls out there going to admit that they diddle their small bits absent mindedly? Not absent-mindedly. Always with a purpose. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wee-little-winkles/11388.md?page=3)