# Weekend Feud: Kid's Stuff by bmoak \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 22, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951 "2008-11-22T03:24:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/61 "2008-11-22T16:56:25Z")
1. Cocoa Puffs 2. Miss Piggy 3. Tag 4. Captain Kangaroo 5. Comet, it tastes like gasoline 6. The dark 7. Broccoli 8. Lawn Darts 9. Conjunction Junction 10. Nancy Drew ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/62 "2008-11-22T17:46:42Z")
1. Applejacks 2. Miss Piggy 3. Tag 4. Captain Kangaroo 5. Big green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts 6 Getting lost 6. Broccoli 7. Slingshot 8. I’m Just a Bill 9. Encyclopedia Brown ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/63 "2008-11-22T17:48:13Z")
1. Count Chocula 2. Rowlf 3. Kickball 4. Captain Kangaroo 5. Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts 6. Dark 7. Brussel sprouts 8. Lawn Darts 9. Conjunction Junction 10. Nancy Drew 11. aka “Jarts” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/64 "2008-11-22T18:01:12Z")
1. Coco Puffs 2. Miss Piggy 3. Tag 4. Shari Lewis 5. Boys are made of greasy grimy gopher guts 6. Dark 7. Broccoli 8. Lego 9. I’m just a bill 10. Nancy Drew ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/65 "2008-11-22T18:21:04Z")
Need one more… ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/66 "2008-11-22T19:30:33Z")
1. Cocoa Krispies 2. Rowlf 3. Tag 4. Captain Kangaroo 5. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out 6. The dark 7. Liver 8. Darts 9. Conjunction Junction 10. Nancy Drew ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/67 "2008-11-22T19:53:37Z")
I didn’t know some of the rhymes people came up with to answer #5, but found a few of them [on this](http://www.ultimatecampresource.com/site/camp-activities/camp-activities.page-1.html) site (note that the list covers 15 pages). > [@OtakuLoki](#): > > 1. Encyclopedia Brown > > 2. What the devil was his first name, anyways? [Leroy](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29537). The boy detective’s first casebook was published in 1963, ten years before Jim Croce sang about that dude from the South Side of Chicago. (yes, _The Onion_ is a satirical paper, but the name [is correct](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Brown).) **Tengu** : There were two sets of Bobbsey Twins. [Bert and Nan](http://home.netcom.com/~drmike99/aboutbobbsey.html) were the older pair, while Freddie and Flossie were the younger offspring of “prosperous lumber merchant” Richard and “housewife” Mary. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/68 "2008-11-22T19:59:00Z")
1. Cocoa Puffs 2. Miss Piggy 3. Jumprope 4. Shari Lewis 5. _Everybody hates me, nobody likes me, I’m gonna eat some worms._ 6 Dark 6. Vegetables 7. Legos 8. _Conjunction Juntion, What’s Your Function?_ 9. Nancy Drew 10. My first thought was Cocoa Krispies, but since I’m kookoo… 11. _Big ones, little ones, gooey oohy ookie ones, I’m gonna eat some worms._ 12. Between this and, _I’m Only a Bill_ ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/69 "2008-11-22T20:04:48Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > The boy detective’s first casebook was published in 1963, ten years before Jim Croce sang about that dude from the South Side of Chicago. So, what you’re saying is that “Encyclopedia” got into drugs, easy women, pool sharping, and other criminal endeavors once puberty hit? Gotta watch them trivia freaks - they get mean when they’re crossed. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/70 "2008-11-22T23:57:00Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Whoa, I’m the only one who sang: > McDonald’s is your kind of place > They serve you rattlesnakes > French fries between your toes > Hamburgers up your nose > The last time I went there > They stole my underwear > McDonald’s is your kind of plaaaace! Must be a regional variation because this is the way I heard it: _McDonald’s is your kind of place They kick you in the face They have no parking place They feed you rattlesnakes The last time that I went there They stole my underwear McDonald’s is your kind of plaaaace!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/71 "2008-11-23T00:09:25Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > **Tengu** : There were two sets of Bobbsey Twins. [Bert and Nan](http://home.netcom.com/~drmike99/aboutbobbsey.html) were the older pair, while Freddie and Flossie were the younger offspring of “prosperous lumber merchant” Richard and “housewife” Mary. Ah, yes, I vaguely remembered Nan, but Bert, Freddie and Flossie would never have come to mind. I kinda want to reread those books, now… ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/72 "2008-11-23T01:09:01Z")
1. Choco Frosties 2. The Swedish Chef 3. Tag 4. Britney Spear 5. För vi har slutat nian 6 The monster under the bed 6. Oysters 7. Lego 8. What? 9. Nancy Drew I’m assuming the limit on this one has run out, but I’m still posting for practice 😉 1: I think I ate that one, once as a kid 🙂 4: She might not have been a presenter, but she’s the only one I know has been on US televison 5: Yeah, not counting on matches there (and it doesn’t even get dirty untill the later verses) 9: I don’t have a clue ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/73 "2008-11-23T03:52:37Z")
1. Count Chokula 2. Miss Piggy 3. hopscotch 4. Big Bird 5. nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I’m gonna eat some worms 6. monster in the closet 7. brussel sprouts 8. marbles 9. Conjuction Junction 10. Nancy Drew ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/74 "2008-11-23T04:00:38Z")
> [@NDP](#): > > Must be a regional variation because this is the way I heard it: > > _McDonald’s is your kind of place > They kick you in the face > They have no parking place > They feed you rattlesnakes > The last time that I went there > They stole my underwear > McDonald’s is your kind of plaaaace!_ Here’s the way I learned it (mid to late 60s) McDonald’s is your kind of place Hamburgers in your face Dill pickles up your nose French fries between your toes And don’t forget their chocolate shakes They’re made from polluted lakes MacDonald’s is your kind of plaaaace! (The last time I was in there, they stole my underwear, I really had a scare, I tore right out of there was a variant and not necessary to the completeness). ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/75 "2008-11-23T04:36:25Z")
1. Fruit Loops 2. Big Bird 3. Tag - you’re it 4. Captain Kangaroo 5. 6. the Boogeyman 7. Brussel Sprouts 8. Swing set 9. Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? 10. Fred Hardy 11. no clue 12. Fred? ---
**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/76 "2008-11-23T04:49:57Z")
1. Fruity Pebbles 2. Miss Piggy 3. Four Square 4. Captain Kangaroo 5. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I’m gonna eat some worms 6. Strangers 7. Artichokes 8. Cap Gun 9. Three is a magic number 10. Encyclopedia Brown ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/77 "2008-11-23T04:55:21Z")
1. Fruit Loops 2. Miss Piggy 3. Hopscotch 4. Captain Kangeroo 5. On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese… 6. Darkness 7. Spinach 8. Jacks 9. Conjunction Junction 10. Nancy Drew ---
**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/78 "2008-11-23T05:10:40Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > 1. Fruit Loops > > 2. Big Bird > > 3. Tag - you’re it > > 4. Captain Kangaroo > > 5. > 6. the Boogeyman > > 7. Brussel Sprouts > > 8. Swing set > > 9. Conjunction Junction, what’s your function? > > 10. Fred Hardy > > 11. no clue > > 12. Fred? Weren’t the Hardy Boys named Frank and Joe? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/79 "2008-11-23T07:23:01Z")
1. Name a cereal that causes milk to change color 2. Besides Kermit the Frog, name a character created by Jim Henson 3. Name a playground game that kids might play at recess 4. Besides Mr. Rogers, name a host of a children’s television show 5. Type the first line of a gross or inappropriate children’s rhyme 6 Name a common fear amongst kids 6. Name a food that kids typically dislike 7. Name a toy that might also be a safety hazard 8. Name a Schoolhouse Rock segment 9. Name a child/teenaged fictional detective 10. Coco Puffs 11. Ernie 12. tag 13. Captain Kangaroo 14. The worms crawl in 15. classmates 16. green beans 17. Lego 18. I’m only a bill 19. Nancy Drew ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951/80 "2008-11-23T12:59:07Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Except for about eleven of us before you. 😛 > (or is this a whoosh?) No, I’m just a goofbucket. Sorry guys! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-kids-stuff-by-bmoak-game-over/473951.md?page=5)