- Cartman
- Butters
- Big Gay Al
- Uncle Fucka
- Posing as AWESOM-O
- Tom Cruise
- Satan
- Feeding Scott Tenerman his parents
- Chef
- Mr. Kitty (Cartman’s Cat)
- Kyle
- Bebe
- Big Gay Al
- Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch
- Cartman pretending he was a ghost that only Butters can see, then forcing Butters to speak for him
- Mel Gibson
- Satan
- Feeding Scott Tenemen chili made from his parents
- Mr. Hat
- Scuzzlebutt
I’m really off on an island for a few answers. That’s what I get for writing the first answer to pop into my head, never mind other people thinking it. Bebe? Really?
Yes, he IS! I am super-serial, why won’t anyone believe me?!
- Cartman
- Butters
- Mr Garrison
- Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
- Pass
- Tom Cruise
- L Ron Hubbard
- Feed Tenorman’s parents to him
- Chef
- Manbearpig
I thought more people would follow the same train of thought as I was on through Q’s 6 and 7 (and 9 for that matter).
- Cartman
- Butters
- Big Gay Al
- Uncle Fucker
- Pretended to be his robot best friend.
- Tom Cruise
- Satan
- Fed Scott Tenorman chili made out of his own parents
- Chef
- Mr Kitty
- Cartman
- Timmy
- Mr. Garrison
- “Chef’s Salty Balls”
- locked him in the bomb shelter.
- Tom Cruise
- The Pope
- Made Scott Tenorman eat his parents
- Chef
- Mr. Kitty
Joe
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Name one of the main four characters.
1. Cartman 32 -
Stan 3
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Kenny 1
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Kyle 1
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Name one of the other fourth graders.
2. Butters 25 -
Timmy 6
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Wendy 2
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Bebe 1
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Cartman 1
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Stan 1
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Token 1
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Name a gay character.
3. Big Gay Al 28 -
Mr. Garrison 9
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Name a song from South Park.
4. Blame Canada 10 -
Kyle’s Mom is a Bitch 8
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Chocolate Salty Balls 7
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo 5
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Uncle Fucka 5
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Dreidle 1
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Imagination Land 1
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Name a way in which Cartman has screwed over Butters.
5. Tricked him into bomb shelter (Casa Bonita episode) 12 -
The robot Awesome-O episode 10
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Haunted him, and got him sent to gay reprogramming camp 8
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Left him to die 2
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Photographed him with Butters’ penis in his mouth 2
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Faked Butters death so he could go spy on the girls. 1
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Pass1 1
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Pass2 1
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Name a celebrity who’s been spoofed on the show.
6. Tom Cruise 16 -
Barbra Streisand 9
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Mel Gibson 5
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Paris Hilton 2
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Ben Affleck 1
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Brian Boitano 1
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Michael Jackson 1
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Robert Smith of the Cure 1
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Saddam Hussein 1
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Other than Jesus, name a religious figure who’s been portrayed.
7. Satan 22 -
Moses 6
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L. Ron Hubbard 2
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Muhammed/Mohammed 2
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Xenu 2
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Allah 1
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God 1
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The Pope 1
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Name the most evil thing Cartman has done.
8. Tenorman Chili 28 -
Tried to kill all the Jews 4
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Purposely gives Kyle HIV 3
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Special Olympics 1
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Wanting Kenny to die so he could have his Playstation 1
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Name a character who no longer appears on the show (due to death, lack of popularity, etc.).
9. Chef 34 -
Mr. Hat 1
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Ms. Choksondik 1
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Wendy Testaburger 1
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Name an animal character.
10. Mr. Kitty 17 -
Fluffy 4
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Lemmiwinks 4
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Sparky 4
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ManBearPig 3
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Scuzzlebutt 2
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Clyde Frog 1
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Mr.Gobbles 1
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Sexual Harrassment Panda 1
We have a three-way tie! ~drumroll~ Tangent, JustAnotherGeek, and gonzoron!!! Good job, guys! They all got the same 8/10 top answers. Very good! Perfect score was 605.42.
Thanks for playing, everyone! Thanks, Freudian Slit for an enjoyable Feud.
New one up in a bit.
**1. Tangent 586.49
- JustAnotherGeek 586.49
- gonzoron 586.49 **
- Ichbin Dubist 581.08
- swampbear 575.68
- Larry Borgia 570.27
- anyrose 562.16
- astorian 554.05
- Hockey Monkey 535.14
- Mahaloth 527.03
- Tapioca Dextrin 527.03
- criminey.jicket 505.41
- labtrash 500.00
- Pushkin 497.30
- Little Nemo 491.89
- 42fish 483.78
- notfrommensa 475.68
- cmkeller 475.68
- Bryan Ekers 467.57
- MsWhatsit 459.46
- MOIDALIZE 448.65
- Electronic Chaos 448.65
- wheresgeorge04 435.14
- critter42 427.03
- AuntiePam 424.32
- winterhawk11 421.62
- bluecanary 416.22
- fusoya 410.81
- gonzomax 408.11
- Freudian Slit 408.11
- jali 402.70
- NDP 378.38
- WormTheRed 372.97
- Euphonious Polemic 324.32
- susan 321.62
- mshar253 305.41
- Only Mostly Dead 272.97
- Cartman
- Wendy Testaburger
- Big Gay Al
- “Kyle’s Mom is a Big Fat Bitch”
- Threw a ninja star in his eye.
- Tom Cruise
- Satan
- Fed that one kid his parents in chili.
- Chef
- The gay dog
4 - In the movie, not sure if it was in the show.
5 - I know Cartman didn’t throw the star, but I can’t think of anything else.
8 - I can’t remember if I’ve seen this episode or not, but it’s kind of famous.
10 - Can’t remember who he belonged to – I think Cartman. I can’t think of any other animal “characters”. I’m not the hugest South Park guy.
Damn!
I might not have done half bad this time, either.
Ha! I’m not last!
hands out pie to the others who choose to hang out the basement*
*It’s where all the cool kids hang out, yanow.
Worm comes back for his daily whippings, unlike Otak who can handle it any more. Another creaming from the master of the Feud.
holy cow! I just kinda rattled off the first answers that came to mind. W00t!
But next time, I win alone! 
two bottom 5 finishes in a row.
Either I really suck at this, or I am a rugged individualist.
eta: Thanks for the pie
9 out of 10 and I don’t win. If only I’d picked mr. kitty.
Haha! 14th, best score yet.
Shame I forgot about Satan, given his huge role in the movie and several episodes.
Really, nobody else remembers the episode where God appears, and offers the kids one wish, and Stan wishes to know why he hasn’t gotten his period yet?
Woo Hoo! 1st place!
Since my name was listed first among the winners, I choose to believe that I am a little bit more “first” than JustAnotherGeek (who was second-first) and you (third-first). Mathematics will not convince me otherwise. 
Thanks for the great game, Freudian Slit and Rebo!